So here I am. I have never formally posted any of my stories on FimFiction, though as of this post I think I am ready to declare that will soon no longer be the case!

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, for my 155th film analysis, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Night at the Museum: Secret of the Tomb".

Here's the summary of this sequel:

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(pointy pony pic art by Hail King Sombra)

Ah poor Kingsley. You come over to Shining Armor's bro pad for a night of Ogres and Oubliettes and how does the new Prince of the Crystal Empire greet you?

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws

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Greetings, my good friends.

This is your friendly-as-always film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another movie review.

And today, I'll be giving you all my analysis on Disney's "The Jungle Book (2016)", which follows with my review of the 1967 cartoon of the same name.

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