Shepherd's Jobs Number 4: Diplomat

King Aspen: "So as you can see, this treaty will only require minor reparations of your lands, a mere half of the Apple farm-"

Celestia: "... Andrew? Would you come in please?"

*Shepherd walks into the conference room with a gun*

Shepherd: "Yes, Your Majesty?"

King Aspen: "!!! HUMAN?! THEY'RE REAL?!"

Shepherd: "Uh, hi. The gun's not loaded, don't worry-"

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