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Jun
2nd
2022

Johnny Depp wins the trial · 7:44am Jun 2nd, 2022

I am so relieved that the jury made the right decision and realized Amber Turd is a pathological liar, a manipulator, and an abuser.

It just goes to show that male victims and female perpetrators of domestic abuse exist in this planet.

This victory is a good step forward to not only give support to victims and validate their traumatic experiences, but also to get rid of the double standards that have been existing for far too long.

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Jun
15th
2021

My Review of Rango (RIP Ned Beatty) · 12:53am Jun 15th, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Jun
23rd
2015

Review: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (1998) · 11:59pm Jun 23rd, 2015

“We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold…”

And with those lines, so begins Terry Gilliam’s nightmarish and incomprehensible (and ultimately meaningless) orgy of hallucinatory, nightmare inducing imagery and meandering monologuing haze of a film that refuses to follow any semblance of normalcy or logic, instead existing in its own disturbing two hour drug induced haze of paranoia and madness.

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Feb
16th
2020

My Movie Review on The Tourist (2010) · 4:23pm Feb 16th, 2020

Greetings, my good comrades.

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another analysis.

Today, for my 116th film review and 8th installment of my "February Festivity", I'm gonna give you guys my take of one of the most underrated films I've ever seen: "The Tourist".

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Oct
29th
2015

Review: Black Mass (2015) · 10:34pm Oct 29th, 2015

Scott Cooper's slow burn character study of infamous Boston mobster James "Whitey" Bulger is a showcase for a truly transformative performance by Johnny Depp, and while slow moving, is still an effective and engrossing portrait of Bulger.

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May
30th
2020

My Movie Review on Alice in Wonderland (2010) · 7:38pm May 30th, 2020

Greetings, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my previous analysis, I’m gonna be giving you guys my take of Tim Burton’s “Alice in Wonderland”.

Here’s the summary of this tale:

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Dec
31st
2021

My Review of Alice in Wonderland (2010) · 11:30pm Dec 31st, 2021

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Feb
10th
2022

My Review of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory · 11:59pm Feb 10th, 2022

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film

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May
4th
2019

My Movie Review on Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl · 5:14pm May 4th, 2019

Arrrgh!

Ahoy, mateys! This be yer friendly film and television reviewing buccaneer here, digging up for ye another film review that has been long buried under the sands.

And today, I bring to all of ye scalawags my review of “Pirates of the Caribbean: Curse of the Black Pearl”.

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Jul
8th
2019

My Movie Review on Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest · 3:19pm Jul 8th, 2019

Ahoy, me harteys!

This be yer friendly film and TV show buccaneer here with some buried treasure to show ye.

And today, to state why I once again be talking like a pirate, I'll be reviewing "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest".

Here be the rundown of this here tale *clears throat*:

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Jan
30th
2019

My Movie Review on Rango · 3:11pm Jan 30th, 2019

Hey guys!

It’s me again, back on, and very much on fire with showing you all my own movie reviews. And, today I’ll be reviewing Nickelodeon’s “Rango”.

Here's the rundown of it:

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Jul
9th
2019

My Movie Review on Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End · 8:40pm Jul 9th, 2019

Ahoy, mateys!

This be yer old film and TV show buccaneer here with another word-filled treasure to show ye.

And today, following me latest film review, I be here to give ye sea dogs an analysis of "Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End".

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Apr
11th
2020

My Movie Review on Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) · 11:09pm Apr 11th, 2020

Greetings, my friends.

This is your jolly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, following my analysis on "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory", I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)".

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Jan
9th
2022

My Re-Analyzing of Rango/Analysis of the Extended Edition · 11:15pm Jan 9th, 2022

Yo, what's up, Kemosabes?

This is your friendly film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna be giving you guys another re-analyzing on a film I already reviewed years ago:

A review on the extended version of "Rango"/Re-Analyzing of the film.

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Sep
12th
2019

My Movie Review on Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides · 1:52pm Sep 12th, 2019

Ahoy, me harteys!

This be yer friendly film, TV show, and episode buccaneer digging up for ye another buried treasure.

And today, I be giving ye scalawags another doubloon-of-a-review by analyzing "Pirates of the Caribbean: On Strangers Tides".

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Jan
2nd
2021

My Re-Analyzing of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005) · 6:01pm Jan 2nd, 2021

Oct
17th
2019

My Movie Review on Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales · 2:48pm Oct 17th, 2019

Ahoy, me harteys!

This be yer friendly reviewin' buccaneer standin' before ye, once again to show ye scallywags another shilling of an analysis.

Today, I be givin' ye land lovers the 4th installment of my "Spook Spectacular" series by analyzing "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales".

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Jul
24th
2021

My Movie Review of Murder on the Orient Express (2017) · 11:52pm Jul 24th, 2021

Greetings and salutations, my friends.

This is your top-of-the-line film, TV show, and episode reporter here with another review.

Today, I'm gonna give you guys my take of "Murder on the Orient Express". The 2017 adaption directed by and starring Kenneth Branagh, to be precise.

Here's the rundown of it:

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