It's been a while.

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I've been away for far to long, time for me to become more active!

Yes, I see you there, Discord, and no, I don't apologize for paraphrasing your discording of Fluttershy.

YES!!!

I can't believe that it would take like a day or so to read all of my stories!!!

Achievements Earned!!!

Nine and 3/4- Have 75 Followers
Over 9000!!! Write over 9000 words in one day.
Ten Thousand, is it too many yet?- Write Over 10,000 words in one day.
Double Oh Ten K- Write over 20,000 words in one day.

Wow, finally back from my cryogenic sleep! But I remembered to set it for Christmas so I could celebrate it with all of you! Now, who's ready to kick the holidays off with some Christmas cheer--

*looks at calendar*

...huh.

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Q: HOLY SHIT DARF IS THAT REALLY YOU?????
A: You know it, puddin' pop. Let's do hand stuff like the old days.

Q: Why aren't you on your old account?
A: This applies for all my accounts: I forgot the password, and I can't do Forgot Your Password because I sold my last email address to a phisher for food money. No, I lied, that money was spent on meth, not food. Don't worry, I've long stopped using it! I'm coping with heroin addiction though by smoking weed.

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Well hello again. Been a while though not to the extent where I just skipped the entirety of February in terms of saying hello.

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Yep, 'nother one. This is an idea that came up a few years ago that I just never got around to even starting on, and at this point, I'm sure I just never will. To the literary catacombs we go!

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