Newsweek article

On August 24th, an inflatable unicorn snatched a little girl away off the coast of Greece and carried her out to sea. The dastardly creature's plan was foiled when a ferry picked her up a half mile out.

(Rumors of my involvement with her abduction are greatly exaggerated.)

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For the latest chapter of the Pieces, I need a bit of translation, does anyone here know Greek?

The Puzzle of Spartan Excellence

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Wikipedia on Pegasus: “everywhere the winged horse struck his hoof to the earth, an inspiring spring burst forth.” [1]

Derpy by NebulonB100

Fortunately the pegasi of Equestria manage water in more intelligent ways.

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Western civilization began with the ancient Greeks, and the ancient Greeks agreed unanimously that their religion, ethics, and poetry began with The Iliad. So that's where my review of Western literature will begin.

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I read that scientists, by using magnets, had 'turned off' the threat centres in people's brains, and that this made them 'change their attitudes towards immigrants.' Obviously, the stunning revelation that people don't like immigrants because they feel threatened by them is one that will echo down the ages as a revelation made possible only by scientific brilliance, but given that such experiments are likely to continue, I'd like to make a few predictions.

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Greetings, friends. Your Humble Servant has fought free from a horrible chest cold, and is no longer expectorating phlegm or feeling like throwing up, every so often.

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Sorry I've been so quiet, everything's been busy since the last blog post, aaand this is apparently my 100th blog post so I wanted to save it for something special, but meh, can't think of anything.

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