I'm in the field today and I:

a.) Feel super paranoid about various things, including the worry that no one likes me because I'm a tad odd. (Current paranoia flavour: that my writing is clichéd and shit, but also that everyone doesn't like me.)
b.) Am in pain because Super Fun Happy Lady Time has arrived (what timing!) and it's always ridiculously painful for me.

Guess I'll be working while doped up on painkillers.

The joy.

See you all whenever.

Father here made a tiny mistake in his plans for Global Unification, and fanfiction. After Us was going to have an update tonight, but good ole Google Docs decided to scramble after my browser had one of its random updates. Idfk how or why, all that I know is that I have 25 chapters that have gone to shit in a hand basket...

T-T

^ That sums up my life...

‘This is That’
A show created by CBC Radio that does satirical documentaries. Some good shit here.

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Well, anonpencil, when I said I'd do a re-read of Once a Lady, I never thought that I'd cry. You've officially broken my one barrier and saddened me. You can even hear it during the recording nearing the end after fem-anon leaves the boutique.

Thank you!

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I found a new OTP.

I'll be in my trash can if you need me.

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And here we have the first SAO episode of the year. Somehow I didn't realize how long this would go when I started these reviews/reaction blogs. Though it feels weird starting to type this without having anything bad to say about the episode... This might be the first time actually...

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I'm not here to give another life update. Suffice to say, I've about given up on keeping myself "together". I'll try and get stories out, but I make no promises about when or what or anything.

But, for those who still care:
Beanis is back! Remember the beans? Majin does. Go give him the usual love/hate.

[Adult story embed hidden]

(Oh, and go back and read my own Beanis content. If you already have, do it again. DO IT.)

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We didn't have one for you last night, sorry. For one thing, Ring was butt-ass tired and I wasn't at home, so we couldn't invest much energy into comment-voting the last one and making the intro for the new one.

For another, there are ZERO submissions within the 30K-50K range for a multipart sampler. We had nothing to work with.

So yeah. Try to square that away soon so we can square your update away, could you? We'd be ever so grateful.

Alright then: (F2P, you payin' attention?)

I came across the story "The Blood Test" just yesterday, and I immediately noticed that the majority of comments were deleted-- most likely by Pinkam3naDian3Pi3 (Hereafter "OP," because of that ridiculous username). I asked about it, and one of OP's followers, Moon Struck, replied with (and I quote):

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"An Evening with a Pegasus is all squared away. Sounds like it was a slog to get through, but y'all are troopers.

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We bury the 3015 era with the completion of the completion of our hanging multiparters. And the admission that we were riffing a Starfleet spinoff because we can't just do that until AFTER it's too late for a certain pair of maybe-still-prying eyes to sabotage it.

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Now that we've cast light on a secret project, we're done with the newest part. Enjoy.

This time around marks the final stretch of "Te Amo, Rainbow Dash." About time.

The riff of "Cupcakes: Creepypasta Edition" is all finished, and it's right here. This was a good one.

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Okay, so the first part of "Magic is Believing" took way too long, and way too many of us, to get through, and the problem seemed to be present last week as well. As Ring has just now made official, for the sake of both the doc's ability to load and our editors' sanity,

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Last week's riff marks the end of an era, and the last time we'll be touching Mykan's Starfleet stuff for AT LEAST a year and a half. And as an extra treat, here's the character study I did as a supplement to the riff, detailing how the characters could've BEEN something in literally any other

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Last week's installment of "Power Rangers Alicorn AU" is set to go. Have fun with that.

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And another three, they are:

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Okay, so this was ready on time, but I haven't been around to post the update for the last two nights. Thank god this is the long week, but it's also a pretty long one-shot.

Last week's return to Mykan is finished. Yay.

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