Awoooo, awaaaaa, amooooooooo. I’ve finished communing with the Elder Spirits, those phantom deities which lend me their neurons to write these glorious literary critiques. They’ve guided me to two more stories, to add onto my previous blog. In exchange, they are slowly siphoning my lymphatic fluids for their own purposes (I think they carbonate it and use it as a mixer in cocktails).

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I just want to thank all of you for following me. Even though all I do is comment on stories and attempted a shit story, you all still chose to follow me. I'm grateful, and I would like to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving.

Took a look at my follower count today and was delighted at what I found!

Thank you guys SO much. It really is an honor to write for you all. It's amazing to know that y'all like my stories so much. Thanks for giving me the privilege of creating for y'all time and again.

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