After 5 years of back breaking and clearing away through mounds of crap, figuratively and literally, I (AND I AM BEGGING FOR THIS TO BE SO) I am on the verge of finally having a full time 40 hour contract. That means I won't have to worry myself like crazy over how much money I earn a month. I'll have a guaranteed amount that will be more than enough to pay the bills.

If this, by for some stupid reason, doesn't happen; I will be fuming. Fingers crossed.

Hey, everyone, got some bad news. It appears my new story of my old story has been submitted by the moderators but have no fear, I made contact with them and asked them if they can resubmit my first THE ALICORN QUEEN. So I guess that means we'll have to be patient for them to answer until they answer and see if I have a chance.

I say new, but it is a rewrite of an old. Anyone curious, you can check below the break (if you aren't curious... scamper off?).

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Apparently some one is watching me. hello there sir, if you are actually paying attention, or just kinda glancing out the window once and awhile.

I am sorry to say I am a boring person to follow (probably), at least in my opinion, but if you enjoy it eh.

typing without an index finger is hard

Limestone makes an obscene gesture to you. How rude of her. In a cute sexy tsundere kind of way.

I have three stories that are incomplete and covered in dust. I would like some feedback from my followers about which one I should get back to writing and release. Here's the choices.

1. Flash joins the military and gets picked on by the evil sergeant, while his army buddies encourage his behavior. (EQG, comedy, standalone)

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Hello again,

I just wanted to say that the New England Patriots are not cheaters. No I'm not a fan, but y'all need to hush about this cheating nonsense. Also, Pinkie Pie is very hard to masturbate to. Due to her funk, my boner goes flat. It gets hard when she's in any type of pain.

Worst Regards, King Hate.

So, for those of you who don't know, I've been playing guitar for three years now. I'm still at a pretty basic stage, but I've been improving rapidly as of late. Well, since my favorite type of music is metal by at least twenty leagues, I put most of my focus into playing metal music. A lot of metal from the 80s is great, but I really like a lot of the modern metal stuff: Rap metal, alt metal, metalcore, etc. So when I'm not working on things like chord scales and music theory and whatnot, I

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After spending two weeks, one chapter a day, Renegade's fully written and ready for your weekly entertainment! Of course, if any advice comes along I can see if I can't squeeze it in when needed, your feedback is always appreciated in ensuring the finished product is as enjoyable as possible! Aaaand my fingers hurt, I'm going to go watch RTGame cause mass genocide while I try and complete Chapter 06 and 07 of Arknights before Chapter 08 comes to EN servers (Eng-Sub).

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Hey, everyone.

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So just a heads up: If anyone checks the weather from time to time, then y'all might know that my area is under a Winter Storm Warning from late Tonight (aka Thursday) until early Saturday Morning.

And hopefully if we don't lose power.... I will be back on Sunday to get Chapter 24 of Legends of Equestria: The Long Road Back published to the story by that point, meaning it will be two chapters in the same week for of the final full week of January 2022.

Fingers crossed!

People seem to be enjoying One Day I Found a Multiverse in My Pajamas, and more than a few have expressed an interest in more. As such I've made a group, The Oversaturated World, for Oversaturation and its related stories. It may be a bit presumptuous of me, but I'm offering my sandbox so that others can play in it. The group already has a Q&A thread and one devoted to how magic commonly manifests in the

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Rhett and Link partake on a blind finger trap challenge with guest Jameela Jamil and one of the items is MLP-related.

Warning: You might want to brace yourselves on this one.

Hey! Not sure how many will still see this final entry. Been a minute, innit. And I'm afraid it'll probably be another minute; I've not returned to Fimfiction to stay. Also I'm sleepy as fuck rn cos I'm usually waking up four three hours from now so prepare for nonsense.

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Immediately following the last blog I lost two followers, which I cackled openly at. Sorry about that guys, my b; really though at this point I mean like, cmon
cmon

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