• I hardly talk.
• When I do talk, I can't stop saying the word 'Fuck' or 'Fucking' in my sentences.
• I can't be bothered to wash my hair, even if it's already messy.
• I can't be bothered to react to other people when they say something to me. I won't even look up.
• I can't be bothered to find the energy to think clearly or to speak up when I do choose to talk.
• I constantly nod off and often pass out, only to hit my head on my desk and wake up again.

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"And then He!"

"But she!"

"MOMMY! SHE DID-"

The bustle of voices coming from the other side of my bedroom door was almost deafening. I groaned, as I pulled the pillow up over my head trying to get a bit of shut eye, or at least rid myself of the headache, after my long day in town.

"MOMMY! Star threw mud all over me!" Zap wined.

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If there’s one thing on this planet I’ve come to despise, it’s TV. There was a time I remember I’d do nothing all day long all through the week but come home from school and stare at the screen until bed time. And back before those days, I was watching those classic Hannah Barbara Scooby Doo, Where Are You? episodes. I even still have a massive compilation on VHS somewhere still. Wish I knew where so I could binge watch the old classics nobody remembers or even has.

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An important question: What happened to Rainbow Strike?

If you’ve read the first few of the stories I uploaded to this website, you’ll know that I included an OC named Rainbow Strike, the long-lost brother of Rainbow Dash, who ran away from home at a young age to escape his old life.

The order of this series (The Rainbow Strike Series) goes as follows;

• All Rainbow and No Colour
• The Long Lost Rainbow
• Moving On
• I'm Sorry, Pinkie

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https://web.archive.org/web/20160722063329/https://www.fimfiction.net/user/darf

Ladies and Gentlemen, darf is back from his very short hiatus and has done three things on the site that speak for themselves.

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