I'm "chronologically gifted"

Sink the sub
Hide the weasel
Park the porpoise
Humpty Dumpty
Little Jack Horny
Horizontal mambo
Bone dancing
Rumpleforeskin
Baloney bop
Cunning linguistics
Playing the flute
Blowing the whistle
Munching the carpet
Muff diving
Yodel in the valley
Cleaning the kitchen
Tossing the salad
Forbidden dance
Mattress dance
Riding the joystick
Netflix and chill
Hulu and hang
Disney+ and thrust
Amazon Prime and 69
HBO and ride it slow
YouTube and get the lube

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