Happy day-of-feasting to all my American and American-adjacent friends!

I had previously threatened to put together some sort of drinking-slash-textual event, given that Morning Sun is visiting for the week. We're coming up on Friday, and while plans aren't 100% solid, here's what to expect:

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An ode to my dear friend Skittletits.

You are short like me,
and you're terrible as can be.
You love making people sad,
And your purple prose is really bad.
You love to torment everyone,
But you know that we both find that fun.
I'm more autistic when I'm with you,
Than in anything else I ever do.
It's all so wrong, but I don't want to be right.
...I vote that we get drunk tonight.

Anyway, story is up, as is muh dick. For once, I'm not even sorry.

-Pencil

Morning Sun is visiting for the week! Yay! [1] For the most part, our week is going to be filled with Friendsgiving and/or hanging out, but there's a dead spot in the schedule on Friday and I'm once again being talked into public altered-consciousness performance art! [2][3]

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Ok, serious Pencil time.
I know. I'm sorry. I'll be brief.

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So, recently, a friend of mine who we call 'Skittletits' decided to try her hand at drunkwriting with me for pony stuff. I basically gave her tips, egged her on, and supplied the alcohol, then edited her language and spelling errors some. Because...come on. Drunkwriting. The resulting two stories are some of the most supremely edgy, horrifying, terrible, disgusting, confusing, and rage-inducing things I have ever read.

So...of course I've got to post them.

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Welp. Said I'd do it, and I did. Luna, applejack and...femanon. Yeah. I said it. Deal with it.
Go read some bdsm story, see if maybe you like that kinda stuff. It's a little depressing sometimes though. And a little unhealthy.

I should probably stick with scotch as my drunkwrite choice from now on. Beer yields too much feels and stuff.

Geh.

-Pencil

Tonight's the night you'll get the Finale and epilogue of WTC. Going to finish up right now and get that shit posted ('ll even separate the epilogue from the ending, just to make it prettier). Before Friday is out, I'll post the alternate ending as well.

Now that that's settled...*ahem*

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I'm not great at keeping one.

In the meantime today, now that I have a new part of When They Come up for you, I feel like it's about time I posted some new Anonpencil Writes Drunk stuff. I have a few pieces I'm thinking of that I've already done, or I could write some new small oneshit.
Haven't decided on that one yet, to be honest. Would be open to suggestions.

Revitalize something old, fun, and distressing, or write something new, shorter, and distressing?

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Well, I said I'd make a blog about this and here I am. Doing it.

If you didn't know by now, let me just confirm it in big capital letters: YES I AM in fact going to Babscon. I will be there this upcoming Friday, and will be staying until part way through Sunday.

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6:00 p.m.: This thing is happening! Well, technically, we're starting, anyway — though I'm not drunk yet, Bradel's running late and Not_A_Hat just got here so we have absolutely no prep time. AWESOME, THE DISASTER IS STARTING ALREADY!

I'll periodically update this post as the trainwreck spirals out of control!

** JOIN US: **

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Better babscon wrap up thread later. But an initial thanks to my fellow panelists in this vid, Regidar, Flutterpriest, Bolding, Chelis, and Wuten. You guys were quality people that night.

-Pencil

Whatever powers that be have decided that I am too sick to halloween today. So, I will be making friends with my bed for a while and probably writing a oneshit or two. You have that to look forward to, if you don't have any plans tonight, you sad, sad, miserable little people you. Hahahahand now I feel bad.
I also wrote a new thing which I'm not even slightly sorry to have created. Actually I'm really sorry. Oh. Dear. God, what have I done.

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We're about ten minutes out from 3 PM Pacific time, and episode livereaction is getting started soon! Not_A_Hat is already two drinks in, and I'm working to catch up.

JOIN US: >> discord link <<

(See previous post for details.)

EDIT 4:50 PM PST

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As a follow-up to the glorious trainwreck of our changeling episode fix-fic — which was collaboratively written by myself, Bradel, Not_A_Hat, Bradel's lack of internet connection, our awesome peanut gallery [1], and bacon vodka penalty shots — I finally got prodded off my

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... and I may have just talked not only myself but a collaborator into some impromptu livewriting performance art.

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Hey! Y'all remember how, a couple of times upon a time, I did a drunkwriting thing? Grabbed some fellow authors for an impromptu real-time story collaboration marked by poor judgment and/or alcohol poisoning?

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