“Remember, find him, and exterminate. He’s too dangerous.”
—~~~—
“You need to start answering questions Celestia.”
—~~~—
“You’re under my control.”
—~~~—
“The Border is most likely the next target!”

“Don’t worry, Anon will be fine.”
—~~~—
“Everything is out of control Celestia!”

“I know! But I can’t do anything!”

“If you don’t fix this, everyone will be at war!”
—~~~—
“You were on their side the entire time!?”

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Had a great Christmas. Got to see my piggy and ate lots of bacon (she didn't get any bacon, but not for lack of trying). Also saw the new Star Wars yesterday. Not bad. Easily better than the prequels, though it doesn't top A New Hope. Anyone else think that opening crawl looked super weird? Anyway, I figured the perfect end to a night of materialism would be to show off the cool stuff I got (not pictured: the Celestia Pop! figure I bought myself when getting my

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Apparently, they're still riding that rollercoaster that they rode at the end of the previous episode.
Hats for some reason.
Stampeding critters? Where have we seen that before?
I love the captions on the video, "Everypony, die, die, die!"
And suddenly a magical portal. - Is this one of my pipe dreams again?
Wow, they've cracked the trick to immortality. Maybe Sunny won't have to watch all of them die after all.

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Although this is a day late, It has just come to my attention that David Bowie has passed.

I really don't give two shits about this blog, but this came as a shock to me, not as much as Robin Williams, but just... Damn. Nobody should really know this about me, but I am a pretty big fan of David Bowie and the experimental style and really unique style of his music through the ages.

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Hey guys, hope everyone's enjoying their early 2021 and had a great new years!

I'm overdue to write a blog concerning what happened over Christmas and the follow-up. Apologies if you've been waiting for that, but I've been putting it off due to personal emotional funk reasons, just trying to get lost in things I enjoy and not completely ignore work right now.

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It's been a hell of a week, gang.

Aside from the fire last week, I also lost a gig for my second job hosting trivia nights (the venue made sure to say that it had nothing to do with me, they loved me. They just weren't getting the numbers they wanted). On top of that, this week, a friend I've had for 20 years made it clear he no longer wants anything to do with me.

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As part of the Springtime Sequel-Slash-Sandbox Switcheroo! Event the talented Bachiavellian is writing a wonderful sequel to my story Pas-de-Deux entitled

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OKAY

my profile is complete

I am ready to begin using this website proper

I do already have a plan for my first fic and I should be able to start writing tomorrow

"But Cherry," I hear you say, "shouldn't you have written a proper story BEFORE sprucing up your profile?"

you little foal, you truly believe me to be so intelligent? to have such foresight?? you have no idea who you're dealing with

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Sunny dies. The end. G5 complete
Oh, she's still alive.
How is Commet handling it? Isn't he used to snow? How can he take the heat?
Why is Izzy trying to sneak up on a smoothie?
And why is she blind?
Izzy sucking reminds me of that scene:

I didn't get the joke.
Oh, so now Comet is also feeling the heat? What changed?

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...is going to piss off sooooo many people.

It is very apparent that I am not active on this site anymore. The will to watch MLP or write for it has almost fully died. I have tried over the course of months to make myself write, but things aren't looking great. I still have a huge chunk of a chapter to my most recent story written, but it shall never be finished. For anyone interested, I could post it. But other than that, I'm done.

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So I'm sure most of you are probably thinking, "Oh wow, Ti is alive?", or "Who's this person, and why am I following him?". That's right everyone, I live on! Sorta.

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Surprisingly, I'm still alive. Not sure what I want to do with this post, so I figure I'll talk about a few times that I almost died.

One time, I almost drowned in a pool. The lifeguard did nothing to help, and the only reason I survived is that my mom had recently watched a video on what drowning looked like and noticed it. I'm lucky to be alive.

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Dopo che Luna ritorna scopre che in futuro ci sarà un evento tragico. Luna chiama rainbow dash al castello di Canterlot per chiederle di diventare sua alieva e imparare l'arte della magia. Un condizione! Queste lezioni sono segrete e rainbow non deve rivelarlo a nessuno neanche ai suoi amici più cari.

omfg this movie was the most fabulous piece of unironical comedy I've ever seen!
I was laughing my ass off the entire time with how fucking goofy it was!
Funniest shit I've ever seen!
10/10, go see it!

So, it's nearly been an entire year last I made a blog post. I remember this cause the last blog post was "Happy Birthday to Me" and well, that's fast approaching...
And seeing that I'm working on working on getting a new chapter in the current story done and figuring out where everything is going... (I know where it all ends, it's just getting there that's the hard part!), I thought I would share something that I feel is a rather big accomplishment for me.

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oh my gosh

ME:(AS UNICRON) DESTINY YOU CANNOT DESTROY.......................MY.............................DESTINYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(BOOOOOOM- KRACKBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM)

Alright! Let's finish this all up! For those who have stuck around for this fun little side story that I'm sure will have no bearing on the Story Proper, thank you very much! So. alright, let's do this!

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There seems to be some saltiness about Shining being immortal, as it makes Cadance seem pushy and selfish or something. That wasn't my intent, and to be perfectly honest, it was a throwaway line that I included on a whim. I really don't care either way, so if you think Shining being mortal would give Cadance a better motivator to do the time shenanigans, then I'll change it.

Badda boom. Fix'd.