this is my standard for crackships:

Abacus Cinch x Sunset Shimmer Contest (September 1, 2021 to September 29, 2021.)

if it's not AT LEAST as weird as this don't bother posting it, my gigantic brain needs a worthy chllenge

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What’s more crackshippy? Zephyr Breeze x Sassy Saddles or Big Mac x Daybreaker?

I could go for either.

I don't know if any of my followers can write, but if any of you can, I want to see you guys ship Gladmane from the last episode with someone. Crackshipping is cool, and Elvis impersonators are pretty cool too, so you guys should take your cool and multiply it by cool to increase your cool... sound cool?

Seriously though, I want to see someone crackship him with someone.

~Crystalline Electrostatic~
1:37_9/22/2016

Shipping. Some fans love it, others hate it. I believe that any ship is valid long as it has a well-developed story or is so ridiculous that has its charm. These are some couples who would like to read or write in a fanfic.

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This is a special time of year. A time where people gather around the fire with their loved ones, sharing in the warmth and closeness with their family and friends. The spirit of the holidays. Or, if you’re me, time to hunker down in your parents’ basement and play video games. It’s also a time where not many people are writing new stories here on Fimfiction, save random Hearth’s Warming fluff. Recently, though, I had an epiphany, thanks to all those things. A most glorious idea, for a

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With my first G5 ship, Triple Length Edition! Sunny Starscout and Alphabittle Blossomforth, or should I say Alpha-DILF-le? He's the hottest G5 character, fite me.

T113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Random
• Anthology

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

• Sex
• OC
• Other
• Mr. Cake
• Main 6
• Flash Sentry

Super Trampoline · 25k words  ·  281  54 · 14k views

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Now, I've mentioned this a few times, but it is finally time to get this party started! CrackShipping and You is a new collaborative project between myself and Misago, a talented friend of mine that I frequently employ as a pre-reader and general idea bouncing board.

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For those of you curious when that series is going to kick back off, I wanted to let you know that I'm working on (and off) them.

While I haven't actually run out of crackships I wrote in previous months, the production has hit a wee bit of a snag. Hopefully soon though, it'll sort itself out and I'll get back to making bad photoshop covers of cutie marks! But while I've got you here, let me give you a quick run down of what's in the tube.

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Hey everyone!

I hope you're all doing well, staying classy and all that. Just a quick thing, but the latest Crackshipping story I've posted, you might notice, stars Aria. Pretty much the same Aria that is in Dazzling Sunset(which is why that story is tagged in this blog). The crackshipping story, if it were strictly canon to Dazzling Sunset, would take place after the end of that story, and therefore is a touch spoilery.

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I'm dropping a new story in the Dead by Sunset continuity as a buildup to Dead by Midnight to prove that I'm really committed to this. Hope you all enjoy a little weird romance, and let me know what you think.

My latest story: Fry And The Alien Sun Pony

Is a crackship of Philip J. Fry and Princess Celestia. What are your thoughts on this crackship?

And what are your thoughts on my story of it?

Do you like crossovers? Do you like crackships? Do you like winning money?

If you answered yes to one or more of these questions, Thought Prism's Ultimate Crackshipping Contest might be for you. Ship Nintendo (and Sega, Capcom, Namco...) icons with ponies for a chance to win fabulous prizes. Sign up today!

So, I wrote a story for a shipping contest, featuring Trixie and Sombra, taking some loose inspiration from the myth of Hades and Persephone.

Just a fun story with some goofy worldbuilding featuring a happy crackship.

TAn Underworldly Date...

• MLP: FiM
• Romance
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

It has been a year since Trixie accidentally teleported herself to Tartarus and now it is time for her to return to the City of Cages. It has also been a year since both Sombra and Trixie met and now it is time for them to reunite.

• Sex
• Alt. Universe
• Trixie
• King Sombra
• Aria Blaze
• Starlight Glimmer
• Sunburst

Robipony · 6k words  ·  23  3 · 737 views

I hope you all enjoy it.

I went shopping earlier today and I noticed something.

I was wearing Dr. Shoals comfort shoes and suspenders, I had my cane, and I was reading Bloomberg Business Insider. ...

When did my 'crotchety old man routine' stop being a comedy act and just start being a regular day?

Stay young.
-Fuzz

After struggling for two weeks with couplets, the The Guard of a Different Stripe is finally out. This is the result of threatening to write a story in Zecora's first-person perspective on Discord when folks complained about how difficult her dialogue is. You know what? It very much is! Couplets are hard! But I decided that a Crackship contest was the best way to perform the gimmick experiment. MVP on this one is my editor

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Hey y'all. Didn't sleep great last night, so keeping this update blog short.

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From gun allegations to junior paleontologists, this was a biggish week at CoffeeMinion HQ. Get a few updates on stuff after the break.

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Hopefully.

Also, tomorrow: Crackshipping with these two that I am quite proud of:

and

Stay classy.
-Fuzz

Just read this in all its glory. It's simply divine.

(Based on a conversation with DerpyMuffin7)

I ain't gonna say that Wanderer D put me up to this. Except maybe he did.

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