Like, I've got an entire bookshelf full of stories that have been downvoted into oblivion for just being awful in terms of story, character, or just all-around. I wanna channel that energy to write the most garbagefire crackfic I can humanly write, with an absolute crap story, some kind of douchey pseudo-wish fulfillment, edgy black and red alicorn OC with like five different conflicting backstories, and some stupid reason for 'em to be the 7th element of harmony just so they can be with

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Summary: Chrysalis kidnaps Rainbow Dash and holds her for ransom. This same Rainbow Dash also happens to be engaged to the immensely powerful Alicorn Princess Twilight Sparkle. Chrysalis is not a very smart changeling.

Original fic can be found here:
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/195005/chrysalis-kidnaps-rainbow-dash-for-10-minutes

What Are the Weirdest Stories on FimFiction? Any length or rating.

I'll start.

TCreating the Universe

• MLP: FiM

Sweetie Belle and Trixie become victims of Celestia's devine justice.

• Alt. Universe
• Sweetie Belle
• Trixie

Pascal · 1.9k words  ·  76  14 · 4k views

This story from long ago about Trixie and Sweetie Belle being exiled to a shit worm dimension and becoming gods is weird as fuck. I highly recommend it. So do Regidar and Fiddlebottoms, which should tell you something.

Feel free to list my stories or your own stories.

So, about three weeks ago, I was discussing the Season 5 finale with a friend. I threw out a random, completely nuts suggestion as to who the villain may be, and somehow from that spawned the start of a rather, er... unusual story. And now, three weeks later, I finally got up off my fat rear and submitted it. On one hand, I'm broadening my horizons a bit, writing something rather different from my usual taking-itself-too-seriously stuff, but on the other hand...

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Maybe I should explain it.

"This Is Not An Adventure Clyde Adventure" is ... um.

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It's not 1k so I can't post it here.

fanfiction.net/s/12622621/1/Shootaloo

As much as a blog post can be live, anyways.

Not gonna be so many pictures this time around, 'cause it's kind of a pain on my laptop. Plus, the hotel WiFi isn't great. I don't want to pay extra for the fast internet, so I'm getting the two tin cans and a string internet. I'll write a follow-up blog later on, maybe after the convention is over. Probably Tuesday, or maybe Wednesday.

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These are the brilliant ideas I come up with on Discord! Maybe this will be a story in the near future?

COULD BE!

TLast Minute Season 10 Bingo Writing Contest Entry EDIT: This is Very Clearly Being Published a Week After the Contest Deadline. As Often is the Case, I Failed to Finish This in a Timely Manner.

• MLP: FiM
• Equestria Girls
• MLP: Movie
• Random

Haha, classic ST, walking a mile down the hill to eat a giant Chipotle burrito, going to Albertson's for alcohol, walking a mile back up the hill, and dashing off this story about Big Mac, Owlowiscious, Sci Twi, Kludgetown, and Maretonia in an hour!

• Profanity
• Narcotics
• Pinkie
• Big Mac
• Owlowiscious
• Other
• Sci-Twi

Super Trampoline · 2.2k words  ·  14  11 · 306 views

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I WROTE THIS MYSELF WARNING VERY SCARY DO NOT STEEL

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This is probably the worst thing I've ever written. Can we hit the featured box?

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WHAT HAVE I DONE?
Well, it's here. I don't really know what to say, except thank you for reading it and this blogpost. I enjoyed writing this story, yet I feel I should apologize for it. Please direct all your hate to Posh, as he gave me the idea. Even if it didn't turn out quite the way he envisioned it. In fact, I imagine he might be disappointed that I took this story in a different direction. Anyway, please follow me past the jump for more fun little tidbits.

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As a sequel to

TWaluigi's Mustache Seduces Sunset Shimmer and then Twilight Sparkle Eats a Candy Wrapper

• Equestria Girls
• Romance
• Random

Waluigi's facial hair romances everyone's favorite EQG waifu and then Twilight makes a bet with Pinkie Pie which keeps getting more bizarre. A speedfic written entirely during the second of my hour-long library computer reservations.

• Crossover
• Twilight
• Pinkie
• Sunset Shimmer

Super Trampoline · 1.1k words  ·  17  11 · 544 views

Because I totally am going to.

UPDATE: NOW IS THE TIME, THE TIME IS NOW! GO MY MINIONS!! GO GO GO!! STORM THE BASTILE!!!! COMMENCE THE BRILLIANT ACTION!!1!11!!!1!!1!
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/214288/folder/74343/write-off-submissions-crackfic-storm-2021
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/214288/folder/74343/write-off-submissions-crackfic-storm-2021
https://www.fimfiction.net/group/214288/folder/74343/write-off-submissions-crackfic-storm-2021

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Alright everypony! April 1st is just 3 weeks away, which means it's time to get started with the yearly push to flood the site with absurdity for April Fools Day!

You can do your part!

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Hey folks! Got a few more shorts for the ol' Anthology today. One is an entry for last month's Pride Month contest (and it has trans themes; if that's not your thing, feel free to skip it) called "Special Occasion" about a mare trying to feel comfortable as her true self.

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Here's a crackfic crossover idea for someone: the Chronicles of Thomas Covenant the Unbeliever, in which instead of being conscripted by the Creator to save the Land from Lord Foul the Despiser, he's conscripted by Discord to save Equestria from Tirek the Annihilator. Worst-dispositioned HiE protagonist ever, amirite?

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Hey everypony!
I've been informed that my scheduled events for PonyFest 3.0, an online convention happening next Saturday, has been finalized. Here are the two events I've been scheduled for, though I'll likely get roped into something else.

What Fun is there in Making Sense? A Discussion on Crackfics

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Sometimes, you have a terrible idea.

I mean, yeah, anybody can have a terrible idea. Just look at this site. Half the time it feels like a prime demonstration of Sturgeon's Law, and half the time it feels like it needs to introduce a corollary to Sturgeon's Law that expresses what percentage of written works will one day be used as character evidence against the author.

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Okay, so, I'm now an artist with a client! Fiaura has hired me on as one of her artists and I've been really enjoying the projects I'm given so far!
Also, fairly soon before HRPC, I'll be moving again. Unfortunate... EXCEPT I'll be doing nothing but art and writing after the move! I'm building myself up as an independent artist and writer so I can work from home and bring you all as much content as I can handle!

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