The crab army rises.

Because headcrab.

The idea randomly popped into my head the other day and wouldn't leave. I also knew mere words would not be able to capture the full breadth of my vision, hence why I didn't just write a story. But I shan't keep you waiting any longer. Behold!

Read More

Chapter 21 posted in The Runaway Bodyguard. Starlight recounts a Windigo/Celestia visitation, then encounters Shadow Strike, a pony Coach trains. Next: Off to the races! Starlight, always trying to keep a low profile, is relieved that

Read More

I think Eleanor Roosevelt had baboon arms. I mean I can't totally confirm this and maybe it was just the dress she was wearing but it looked like she had some King Louis length arms going on there. It was almost as if she could scratch the back of her knee without having to reach. Again I can't confirm this but it was just something I noticed before she started reading something from General Washington (obviously this was before he became president).

Read More

My ego, having swollen to the size of an overripe pumpkin over the course of the last half-year, drove me to Google Jelly God recently, and I came across a review of it from several years ago on a blog that is apparently managed by someone named Chris, which I think is actually a pseudonym for a colony of crab people.

Read More

TLover of the Moon

• MLP: FiM
• Adventure
• Sci-Fi

It's been a thousand years since everypony disappeared, and I feel a change in the air. Some secrets aren't meant to be kept forever, and my beloved Princess's are no exception.

• Alt. Universe
• Rarity
• Nightmare Moon

Silent Whisper · 5.1k words  ·  113  5 · 1.1k views

It's here! Now we've got both sides of the story. I plan to update one fic per week, alternating between the two. It's time to get excited! Note that both fics can be read on their own, but if you want the full story, you're more than welcome to read both as each chapter's released.

Read More

This one's for you peaches