Yeah. I have.

And it sucks more than a cheap prostitute from Hamsterdam. Not that I would really know, I just go off rumors that my old school chums say. I doubt they ever paid to get laid.

Anyway, the flu sucks all hell. There's like a huge weight to my steps, like someone chained my legs up to boulders. I feel weird all over, and I'm sneezing so much I can't put food in the bird feed without dropping it all over the place every time I shake violently from my sneezes

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