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Feb
23rd
2020

A conversation me and my older sister had a few days ago · 3:34am Feb 23rd, 2020

Me: You know what?

Sister: What's that honey?

Me: The more I look at her, I swear that [insert oldest niece's name here] is an exact copy of you at 13 years old.

Sister: How so?

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Jul
2nd
2015

Thanks to Cloudhammer and Chatoyance · 7:56pm Jul 2nd, 2015

One of the thing's that I love about the fandom is when different fandom producers can build off what others created themselves and expand upon them. Just as MLP originally influenced art and stories about The Conversion Bureau and The Winningverse, i think music and pmv's should be a part of that as well. Adding to the lore that the fandom creates for itself. On that note I wanted a big thanks out to Cloudhammer and Chatoyance; After a year+ working on my CB song and finally getting it out

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Nov
28th
2015

Wish we could do more stories like this. Instead of TCB · 8:58am Nov 28th, 2015

The Conversion Bureau never dies it seems. (See the feature box... see what's first in the feature box at the moment as of 28/11/2015)

I know I'm making a blog about it and have written quite a few ATCB stories. And I've liked some TCB stories myself where humanity wins against the ponies invading Earth.

But I wish we could do more stories like this. Instead of TCB. Because it would be the more likely thing the canon ponies would do, instead of TCB.

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Feb
21st
2017

FE:SoS Support Convos: Nai & Joker (C - S) · 10:25pm Feb 21st, 2017

C
Nai: Joker? Fancy seeing you here.
Joker: Greetings, master Nai. I was just seeing to our supplies.
Nai: You know you don't have to call me "Master", Joker.
Joker: Ah, but it is customary for any butler to address their masters and mistresses as such.
Joker: It is my duty to serve my master and mistress until my services are no longer required.
Joker: Or are you implying I am of no use to you any more?

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Jun
18th
2015

REWRIIIIITE TIIIIIIIIIIME, HUMPADUMP! · 12:30am Jun 18th, 2015

Chapter 8, My Self-Defense Catastrophe, has been rewritten! Red was a bit unhappy on that, so he ended up asking me to add in some stuff explaining the bombardment.

Jun
17th
2015

TCB in canon · 11:44pm Jun 17th, 2015

Since the start of Season Five, many TCB fans/haters have noticed that Starshine Glimmer's 'equalisation' plan bares more than a passing resemblance to the main plot of TCB, only with no humans involved.

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Feb
26th
2019

The (Original) Conversion Bureau Part 5: Bonus Ducks · 6:43am Feb 26th, 2019

Idle ramblings on “interesting” stuff that are somewhat unique to Blaze’s TCB (and not completely stupid and unworkable). Basically, various ideas Blaze had that might have been something interesting in isolation, not all stacked on each other.

  1. Equestria being on Earth from the beginning, but hidden a la Greek’s Amazons.

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Jun
25th
2015

[Story Excerpt] The Drop-Off · 1:40am Jun 25th, 2015

As before, a passage from Galvanized. The tentpole moments in the story were everyman protagonist Kevin seeing how the HLF's struggle to turn away the ponies actually went down, and it was these moments I had actually drafted up to act as waypoints for the plot. Like Mad Max in the excellent recent movie Fury Road, he is less of a "main character" and more of the vessel through which we follow a larger story.

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Dec
27th
2016

"Conversion Zebra" fictional blog · 10:31pm Dec 27th, 2016


Hey, welcome to my blog, my name's Ryan, and I'm a zebra. I wasn't born one, I used to be human, and I'm not ashamed to admit it, and I'm not afraid to admit to being a trans-species Zebra.

And before you ask, the whole rhyming thing is a learned culture trait, and I'm still a New Yorker with Irish and German ancestry and proud of it!

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Feb
20th
2017

FE:SoS Support Convos: Nai & Rena (C - A) · 10:56pm Feb 20th, 2017

C
Nai: Rena! There you are!
Rena: Sup, bro. What's the problem?
Nai: Sorry for disturbing you though.
Rena: Nah. For you, I'll always lend an ear.
Nai: Thank you, Rena.
Nai: This is a slightly personal matter though. Can you keep it between us?
Rena: My lips are sealed. I promise.
Nai: I needed to ask you about the ship's current cargo supply.

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Jul
7th
2022

Defending the rights of the inferior · 7:53pm Jul 7th, 2022

A drunk blog, forgive me. Some MLP FIM Fans made some truly disgusting stories. Like Friendship is Optimal/The Conversion Bureau. I don't care if humanity is inferior, we still have a right to exist. A bunch of high elf imperials impose human life does not matter. I don't care if humans are mortal or whatever, this is quite frankly disgusting.

Can we have more LOTR High Elf stories? I want to hug Princess Celestia and not see me as meat to be harvested. And even human babies with a pony.

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Sep
20th
2016

Up And Running, Seriously. · 1:31am Sep 20th, 2016



Well, my last novel is up and running. I have a lot of mixed feelings about it - it was always intended to be the final work, tying everything up in a neat little zero-magic science fiction bow - but it is still... the end of an era.

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Jun
15th
2015

[Story Excerpt] Deal of a Lifetime · 3:21am Jun 15th, 2015

This is a scene from my cancelled TCB story Galvanized in which the protagonist, Kevin, meets with Oklahoma's HLF head honcho in a kind of interview/acclimatization process. I never edited, beta'd, or even second-passed the chapter this scene was in, so it stands as-is, but as a concept for a set-piece I'm proud of it (it's also where the title-drop occurs) and wanted to share it.

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Mar
25th
2017

FE:SoS Support Convos: Nichol & Sterling (C - A) · 7:33pm Mar 25th, 2017

C
Nichol: ...
Sterling: ...
Nichol: ...Sterling.
Sterling: ...Hello, "sister".
Nichol: Tch! You don't have the right to call me that any longer.
Sterling: Apologies, allow me to me more precise.
Sterling: Hello, half-sister.
Nichol: ...
Nichol: You're lucky I spared you during your attack on the walled fortress.
Nichol: You should even be thankful Nai and Rena allowed you to join us.

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Jun
18th
2018

The (Original) Conversion Bureau Part 2: Idiots Collide · 6:00am Jun 18th, 2018

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Hello boys and girls that I assume are reading this. I’m back with the second part of out TCB Classic Adventure, 2.6 - 2.7. At least he cut down on the arbitrary chapter divisions.

As always, a TLDR at the bottom if I ramble too much

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Jun
19th
2018

The (Original) Conversion Bureau Part 3: The Filler Chapter Apparently · 1:57am Jun 19th, 2018

Some people are getting enjoyment from this, so welcome back to incoherent ponies Part 3. Above this line, and at the very bottom is my Makeshift Chapter Bar, because making this a fic would get mods on my ass.

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Jun
21st
2018

The (Original) Conversion Bureau Part 4: Deus Ex Magica · 3:59am Jun 21st, 2018

Welcome back, its the fourth chapter. Only a little more to go before I go back to procrastinating, so here we go

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Sep
18th
2019

New Story Today · 2:32pm Sep 18th, 2019

Sunbutt vs. TCB.

I don't plan making more TCB stories (at least not soon), but I wanted to do this because I never saw it done.

Aug
29th
2016

My Recent Polish MLP Magazine Interview! · 3:09am Aug 29th, 2016

I was recently interviewed for the Polish MLP magazine, 'Equestria Times'.
I was given permission to reprint it here. Maybe somepony might like to see... so, here it is:


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Nov
9th
2016

Did Anyone Get a Chapter Update for Harmonious Stronghold? · 1:28am Nov 9th, 2016

I'm just checking to see if I did something wrong when I uploaded the latest chapter to this story. If at least one person got the notice for this then I know that I didn't do anything wrong when trying to upload it.

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