I've got wordplay. I've got basic science. I've got stupid ideas and clever rectifications for them.

But I screw up "probably" and "probable" way too often. So help me, that's just the simplest of errors I make.

I need either,
1. More practice writing.
2. An editor, or proofreader, or something along those lines.

Where the deuce are these writing challenges on this site located? And how do I find proofreaders? I'm really bad at this, and I'm willing to admit it.

Alright if you noticed I revoked the submission of my story. My reasoning behind it is that I had to do some further editing that my brother did not catch, nor did I. Another reason was I needed to expand it a little bit more to connect a few things. This story is going to branch off other stories, for example, what happened to the protagonist Cynbel and his family? More questions came to mind by the reviewer and that is perfect. These questions and more can lead up to the next chapter in the

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Hello all. This is my first blog but I want to say is this. Every story, no matter how similar, is unique and paints a tale. Every story shows a universe of it's own though what some call the literary physics theory. This means that a person call 'see' into another universe and share the tale from that universe with everyone else. I tried to write a story but was shot down. I never tried to pick up the story again and never tried to write another, excluding a story I am writing for my

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ALMOST SPOILERS BUT NOTHING ABOUT WHAT HAPPENDS JUST WHAT TONE IT TAKES FOR MY NEW STORY, DON'T READ IF YOU DONT WANT TO KNOW ANYTHING AT ALL WHATSOEVER BECAUSE THIS MIGHT BE A SPOILER BUT I DONT FULLY KNOW IF IT COUNTS AS ONE.

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It is literally written so long ago and I'm certain my writing skills have improved by an exceptional margin since.

It was favorited today.

Why?! Why is this my best work in terms of likes and exposure? What is it that draws all of you to liking it?

I consider it my most poorly written work, it was the first thing that ever made it onto this site.

Kinda similar to not understanding the meaning of why being featured is so important (maybe I'm just missing key points of fim culture?).

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Literally every time I post a thread or comment somewhere, I get more followers.

Alrighty, let's settle something real quick, okay?

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When did this genderbent stuff have some sort of agreement? It seems to have been something before I joined. Looks to be some time in 2012.

Dusk Shine, Rainbow Blitz, etc. I have no problem with it, but it seems strange how quickly agreed those names and designs were.

How did the fandom go: "Yep, those are perfect", and NO ONE seems to have fought for any other name?

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What follows is because of a debate that the shop manager and I had regarding the diagnosis of a Buick last week.

Source (YouTube Link)
This isn't actually the Buick I was diagnosing, but a 2006 LaCrosse is a pretty boring car, so I wanted to put up a better image.

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Three stories, none finished, all supposedly going to be long, two of which don't even have a 2nd chapter in progress. This is what happens when you have too many ideas that you think are good enough to write before you even set up your fimfiction account. I swear to anyone listening, I'm going mad. For anyone who's actually around, tell me which story you want me to work on the most, so I can at least have a bit of a road to drive on, even if I can't drive.

How to mind fuck someone, simply say this

"The one doing the talking, to ones self is talking to himself, or is it talking that's doing ones self, or is talking, talking itself?"

now who can translate what I said.

PS I'm bored once again.

Okay, so this is going to sound like a huge pile of horse manure, but about three weeks ago, I started work on a story, which I've just published.

But the interesting (and kinda weird) thing is that the first chapter revolves around every pony in equestria sharing the same nightmare.

LO AND BEHOLD, THE LATEST EPISODE (Do Princesses Dream of Magic Sheep) COMES OUT!

AND I MEAN WHAT THE ACTUAL BUCK

If you've seen the episode, you know what I mean.

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This post was, against better judgment, written when I really should go to bed. It is mostly unedited with the exception of error corrected by suspiciously smart software which I will probably drive on a path of self-loathing and substance abuse. Consider it my contribution to stem the rise of smart machines. Or one of the causes that will them to conclude that humanity would be more useful as fuel for bio-gas reactors.

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So I'm, like, totally bored out of my mind right now... I um... I'm about halfway done with writing the special cutie mark crusaders chapter... And imma be like... Working on another new story about a thestral as the main character. I've already gotten her design down... I'm so bored...

I'M HEADED TO BED. NITE.

And, now I’m confused. It’s been up for, like, five hours, give or take, and it’s only got one like, and three dislikes? What is wrong with this story? How is it any worse than any other grimdark story? I put a LOT of work into this story, and was really, really proud of it. What did I do wrong?

So apparently I've been made a knight of the Lodge... yeah guess that's a thing... I'm confused about my battlecry now honestly. Do I say "for the Lodge!" or something?

Just to let, well anyone know I will be posting my first story in about 1 week so stay tuned. Also please tell me if I'm doing this right because I am pretty sure I'm not LOL!

Yeah I'm stuck on Chapter 6 and it's longer than expected. I can say that the chapter contains the first duel with a full tag duel that includes some favourite characters and a couple of decent character interactions. I still need to finish it, get to work on Chapter 7 and edit 5,6 and 7. It all feels like a mammoth task, it's not as easy as I thought I always assumed get to the duels and it'll get easier....but that's simply not true in this case.

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This night the temperature is almost perfect. A clear sky in which I can see the stars, as the lights of the small city where I live don't drown them out, and a thin breeze that plays with pipe smoke make it ideal for some musings.

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