Howdy-li-doe, yo(s)! About midway through August, with the eclipse ten days away. I finished reading The Guns of August a few days ago (damn good informative read; an utter s***show of f***ery that first month of war), so that's off my list. And today I struck off yet another minor and somewhat silly goal. So this pertains to the video game The Cat Lady, which you may have deduced from this blog's title. For those not in the know, it's a brutal adventure game about dealing with

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Vape is to tobacco in the same way major energy drinks are to coffee...

Most eliquids do derive their source of nicotine from tobacco, THEREFORE they must be tobacco products.

Many caffeinated beverages derive their source of caffeine from coffee when the beans are decaffeinated, THEREFORE they must be coffee products.

See the problem?

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Your entire species is being genocided. Your long-lost boyfriend turned out to be a piece of shit. You've killed more people with your giant mech than the next ten ponies put together and have a permanent thousand-yard stare as a result. You've had your very soul cursed by an ancient Outer God. You're such a mess, you would damn near eat ass for a bottle of gin and a pack of smokes.

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As the title strongly implies, I recently started vaping (again, after trying nicotine patches, gum, and wellbutrin) to stay off the cigarettes. As the title also strongly implies, I recently got myself SMOK's BBB tank.

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Hi, fellas. Been a small while again. My on-again, off-again relationship with horse fic has recently gone on again, and I'm happy to say that I'm doing my best to get back on the horse. I'm gonna be trying to put out a consistent flow of one-shot fics for you guys – little things underneath 10k, more palatable than whatever the hell I was trying to do before. I'm gonna be starting with a few entries into the

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