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I just got back from a week-long C.A.P. Encampment, and I will try to work on the story again.

That is all.

Edit: I was exhausted after writing this.

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP TRYING TO FIX WHAT ISN'T BROKEN

YOU DON'T HAVE TO YELL IRL BUT WHEN TEXTING EVERYTHING IS IN CAPS AND IT JUST LOOKS THAT WAY. I CHALLENGE EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS BLOG TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.

RULES:
- YOU MUCH TEXT OR EMAIL ANYONE YOU COME IN CONTACT WITH IF AND WHEN YOU TALK.
-- IMPORTANT DOCUMENTS OR EMAIL SUCH AS TEXTING OR EMAIL YOUR BOSS ARE EXCUSED. CAP LOCK AT YOUR OWN RISK.
- WHEN YOU CLOCK STRIKES 12 AT MIDNIGHT THE SPELL WILL BE BROKEN... I MEAN... THE CHALLENGE IS OVER...

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Please make the required changes and resubmit.
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Yo guys! Captain Underpants is back! And I have declared that he is gonna have his fifth story!!! Thanks to my buddy Skywalker215 he and his sidekicks are gonna face The Dazzlings!! Comment down what you want their evil plan to be!

THAT MIGHT BE BECAUSE I AM AN ALT. ALSO, UNSUBTLE? ANYWAY, IF YOU REALIZED YOU WERE STILL FOLLOWING ME AND REALIZED I UPDATED THINGS RARELY, I'D SUGGEST YOU FOLLOW MY MAIN ACCOUNT. IT CURRENTLY HAS DOZENS OF STORIES, MOST OF WHICH ARE COMPLETE, AND UPDATES OFTEN. THERE'S VARYING GENRES AND A HIGHER QUALITY OF ANYTHING HERE, LIKE, AT ALL.

PLEASE CLICK ME, AND GIVE THIS BOYO A FOLLOW.

If you play Pokemon Showdown and want to try some of the CAP Pokemon but don't know which ones to test out, try this pre-made team I made from my own experiences. Mollux is especially good, by the way!

And yes, Cawmodore is a fucking awesome name. And yes, Cawmodore has an incredible design.

=== [gen7cap] CAP Team ===

America (Cawmodore) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Volt Absorb

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THANK YOU FLUTTERPRIEST!!!! I HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY 1,000 TIMES MY MAD LAD!!!!

PM me tomorrow (im abt to go to bed) if u saw civil war
just got back from seeing it

so amazing
no spoilers tho

I just finished my hardest year of high school! I'm meeting people soon so I painted my nails pink! Just another week until PRIDE MONTH!!! So many fun things to do! The only downside is that I got my period and I get the most gut wrenching cramps I guess that's also a good thing though. Now that school is over, I can post those craft blogs without having to worry about plagiarizing my own shit! WHO WANTS TO BUILD A FLOWER

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The first chapter of Fever Dreams is out! Are you ready for words? Are you ready for adventure? Are you ready for more madness?!

ARE YOU READY?!

Apparently, according to a higher up at Marvel, us jumping to the conclusion being in HYDRA makes Cap a Nazi is totally not Marvel's fault and completely surprised them.

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Just add [smcaps] TGAPT [/smcaps]

Watch:

Twilight: Trixie, for fuck's sake stop dumping your garbage in my rose garden I know it's you.

Trixie: Please Sparklebutt, you really think I, The Great and Powerful Trixie would deign to ever stoop so low as to taint my garbage with your roses? Ha! Preposterous! I bet it was that neerdowell Sunset Shimmer.

CRYING CRYSTAL TEARS RIGHT NOW

I HAVE BEEN DRY-HUMPING MY LAPTOP FOR THE LAST TWO HOURS BECAUSE I NEED TO SHOW MY LOVE FOR THIS EPISODE IN SOME KIND OF WAY. I STOLE MY ROOMMATE'S IPAD, I WENT TO YOUTUBE, I SELECTED THE EPISODE, AND THEN I SHOVED THE IPAD UP MY ASSHOLE.

I HAVEN'T STOPPED SCREAMING FOR THE LAST SEVEN HOURS.

MASSIVE SPOILERS AFTER THE BREAK.

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So I've got 92 followers now. Thanks.

If I can get 100 followers and a TON more upvotes (which mean so much to me ) and readers and stuff but mostly upvotes because they are the gifts of the readers as well as statistics and I LOVE statistics-

Okay the point is I'll do something cool if it happens. I swear on my honor as a reclusive internet dweller.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR YA FILTHY ANIMALS

I'M ON A BARGE SOMEWHERE ON THE HUDSON RIVER

THERE ARE DRINKS

THERE IS A GUY IN A HOMEMADE KIMONO

HE OFFERED ME A JOB

I NEED ONE OF THOSE BUT I SAID NO CUZ I'M A DATA ANALYST AND HE NEEDED ENGINEERS

GOODBYE 2021

THE PARTS OF YOU WHERE I WAS ASLEEP WILL SORELY BE MISSED

The story itself will be up Sunday. Hope you dig it :)

GUYS.

YES.

YOU WON'T BELIEVE IT.

CRYSTALLINE IS GETTING A RE-WRITE! THAT'S WHY SOME STUFF HASN'T UPDATED RECENTLY IS BECAUSE I CURRENTLY HAVE 10 CHAPTERS OF THE NEW VERSION OF PINK ONE AND SNARK HORSE'S UTTERLY RADICAL QUEST WHICH YOU CAN SEE ON THE FRONT OF MY PAGE. THIS MEANS YOU'LL GET TO HAVE WRITING ON PAR WITH TOMB OF MAGIC INSTEAD OF BELOW IT. THE ERRORS IN THE ORIGINAL WILL PERISH.

BUT OHMYGOSH. THERE'S SO MUCH PINK.

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