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Mar
1st
2016

What the hell? · 4:18am Mar 1st, 2016

Jul
28th
2020

New Preliminary Tour Chapter up. · 4:17pm July 28th

Since it seems to have gotten buried overnight, in case you missed it, I put up another chapter of Preliminary Tour yesterday.

Part Eight: Of Sixes and Sevens

Enjoy the smut,fellow pervs!

Nov
2nd
2015

So That Wasn't My Best Script. · 12:05am Nov 2nd, 2015

So, a lot of people unhappy with this chapter, and looking back on it, for good reason.

I know what I was going for with this and the next couple of chapters, and evidently this wasn't the right way of going about it. Let me explain my thought process a little.

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Nov
24th
2017

How to make instant noodles · 2:58pm Nov 24th, 2017

Step 1: gather noodles
Step 2: gather water
Step 3: put noodles in bowl
Step 5: skip step 4, it's not important
Step 6: put bowl in microwave
Step 7: set time on microwave and press cook
Step 8: go into other room to do laundry and trip over cat toy
Step 9: spend duration of cook time looking for bandaid
Step 10: go back into kitchen and notice burning smell
Step 11: notice cup of water on counter
Step 12: remove burnt noodles from microwave and feed them to pet trashcan

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Jun
30th
2020

I watched Batman vs Superman: Dawn of Justice last week... · 9:39am June 30th

Yeah, this was my first time watching that movie... and it sucked. Three hours... three hours I had to digest every single scene that just went on and on and on and on and on and on—JUST END IT ALREADY!!! Holy fuck, this movie was ass. I will post my review of it later this week. Man, this was a snore fest. I wanted to post this blog the day after I watched it but here it is. Just wanted to get this off my chest. I bet my fingers will hurt after typing my long review of a long movie. Ughhh...

Nov
29th
2015

Snap Reviews… · 5:36am Nov 29th, 2015

On the Derpibooru forums, I've spent all of Seasons 4 and 5 writing abnormally long snap reviews for every episode, usually within 48 hours of first-run. My rules are simple… (1) One watch-through and then write immediately; (2) NO reading what anyone else said about the episode before posting.

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Sep
21st
2015

Hello friend · 8:48am Sep 21st, 2015

Hello friend.

Hello friend.

That's lame. Maybe I should give you a name?

Mar
4th
2020

Because I'm an idiot. · 11:50pm March 4th

It amazes me how blind I can be on some of my posts. Sure, I'm not the only one who fails to read the rules on groups, but I did some that were so tasteless, especially on the Anti-Depression group, which I can't believe I even put up. Dear god, me of all people should know better.

"We're here to encourage each other and help deal with our real problems."

"Read this! I'm a dick!"

-.-

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Mar
14th
2016

Random Ramblings XLVI · 7:01am Mar 14th, 2016

IN WHICH I DESCRIBE A ROCK
I finished another paragraph of "Adagio" this evening. Yay. Now I just need to write the other 99% of the story. :twilightblush:

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Aug
13th
2016

You think my one-shots are weird? · 9:26pm Aug 13th, 2016

Jan
2nd
2016

Random Ramblings XXIX - Idea~!! · 11:26pm Jan 2nd, 2016

My original plan for my second blogpost of the new year was a not-exactly-positive rant about certain meta stuff pertaining to my writing. But as I sat down to type, I was suddenly hit with inspiration.

I figured out how to write a third "Burrito" story.

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Nov
24th
2015

Finally, Some Progress. · 5:57am Nov 24th, 2015

I envy those writers who can knock out a 2000+ word chapter/story in a day like it's nothing. For me, it's just not that easy to even crack a thousand. I find it very difficult to work on a story unless something 'clicks'. Fortunately, that seems to have happened, and I can continue writing.

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Jun
12th
2018

Super Smash Bros Ultimate · 5:15pm Jun 12th, 2018


What?
What?
Wut?
WHAT?!
All characters that ever were playable in a Smash Bros game.
I‘m glad for Snake, Ice Climbers and Wolf.
But Pichu!?!?
And just casually revealing Daisy.
And then motherfucking Ridley!!!!!!!
What just happened?

Jun
23rd
2016

I found this jewel on youtube · 6:17pm Jun 23rd, 2016

Aug
12th
2016

An update coming soon to 'The Royal Soles' · 10:03am Aug 12th, 2016

You better unbuckle your pants and firmly grasp it because I got a update for you!

!!///Long-ish read ahead, you can skip it///!!

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Aug
21st
2020

The Past 24 Hours... · 5:52am August 21st

It’s currently 1:30 AM in my area. I’m in this weird void where I cannot fall asleep because my mind’s moving a million mile per minutes, but also because I’m too tired to sleep. Sort of like that one lyrics from The Gambler, you know?

If I was spacey during school yesterday, they ain’t seen nothing yet. Dear God it’s going to be awful.

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Jun
27th
2015

Horse Voice's first shipping story may be found... · 3:12am Jun 27th, 2015

Apr
16th
2016

Hell has Frozen Over · 6:16pm Apr 16th, 2016

Feb
10th
2016

A Couple of Things... · 2:18am Feb 10th, 2016

One, I'm putting Second Contact on hiatus for a while. I just need a break from brainstorming and trying to figure out how I'm going to write myself out of the corner I managed to write myself into in the first place. I don't need that kind of headache right now.

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Apr
1st
2016

About that new story · 9:10am Apr 1st, 2016

So, uh ... I just hit Publish on something that probably two people on this website will appreciate. And the other one is named "Poorly Disguised Alt." I'm not linking to it because of NSFW, but if you have View Mature turned on, this post tags it.

And I feel I owe you all something of an explanation, and a warning before you click through.

Brief, incoherent author-noting after the break.

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