Fuck. You. Comcast.

Normally, I'm not one to swear, but taking HALF AN HOUR TO LOAD A SINGLE SITE is CROSSING THE LINE.

SCREW YOU.

And on top of THAT, I'm currently blocked by one of my closest friends, I've lost my earbuds, my homework is beginning to pile up from my internet outages again, and it turns out that our team is currently behind schedule in the upcoming AMES Robotics competition.

Screwing over my internet is the LAST thing I need.

Well, it's the weekend, and for some people, probably also the beginning of fall break.

Do you know what that means?

*Cue internet timeout errors 75% of the time I try to do anything*

Also, remember how I said that players seemed to teleport every 5 or so seconds in Minecraft? Yeah, now it's every 15 seconds, and then I get kicked for lag.

All in all, this is just another typical case of my day ruined by Comcast. Again.

Slowing things down to pre-56k modem speeds now, aren't ya?

Screw you. I've been relying on my phone's Mobile Hotspot far too much lately.

Screw you. The internet went out for almost half an hour while I was studying for a quiz.

On the side note, my highlighter ran out of ink while I was highlighting pages of my textbook during my study session.

So, I know that I might've said that the "Screw Space!!!/Screw Time!!!" series was gonna be a trilogy, but technically, I had been planning out the entire thing to land back on Bootsy Slickmane's story, Tirek and the Tuber. That being said, the final story in the trilogy won't be a full story, but as a short story down below.

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Or at least, servers.

'Cause it's kinda impossible to play really anything when everyone around you is seemingly teleporting every five or so seconds.

Screw you, Comcast.

EDIT: One more thing: Hotel wifi is literally better than my own, and that's saying something. Not that I'm currently at one right now, just something that I remembered from over Summer Break.

Wrecked. By a person with nothing but dart monkeys.

I had supermonkeys, and they survived camo-regen zebras with nothing but five dart monkeys.

Reported them for hacking, though I want my 2000 medallions back...

Sorry if I'm just venting now. It's really irritating when someone feels so weak that they turn to hacking the game just to feel better.

Playing a game? Why not cut the internet for just long enough for me to get disconnected before going back up?

Huh?

Huh?

Oh wait. That's just what happened.

Now that I've figured out the wonders of image hosting, I'd might as well show y'all how I'm connected to the internet half the time.

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Yesterday was probably the only day I've seen since I moved here where my internet didn't drop out.

Today made up for yesterday's lack of crap internet.

Haha... don't you love it when your internet cuts out every other minute?

All I was trying to do was search up a user's manual for a soundsystem I was helping my dad install.

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!

In the end, I just gave up, walked out of the basement so I had 4G access, downloaded said manual, went back into the basement and read the manual.

BUT STILL.

SCREW YOU TOO, COMCAST.

Hackers everywhere, a crazy ranting nazi with like, 5 alts, and more internet connection drops from Comcast than I've ever seen in a row.

This is why I rarely play on servers anymore.

And screw you too, Comcast. Hotel internet is better than you, and that's saying something.

Silly Comcast, you know I'm watching a video about Net Neutrality, don't you?

The homework assignment I just did only should've taken maybe 10 or so minutes to finish. It took 2 hours. Can you guess why?

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My little brother and I were just in my room, with me playing a high-stakes round of BTD battles that was clearly steering towards a win for me with a 1000 medallion reward, and my brother watching youtube videos on my computer.

Suddenly, at the same time, the video he's watching freezes, and on the match, I get auto-kicked from the game for losing connection.

IT'S A GOOD FREAKIN' THING I HAPPENED TO BE PLAYING A ROUND I WON A FREE ENTRY FOR. THOSE BATTLE ARENAS ARE EXPENSIVE!

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Nothing changed. Just as I expected, my internet was crap for all but one day, the few times where it was running well my entire team was always consisting of people who thought that building brick pyramids and camping for iron armor was better than trying to get ahead of the competition, and consequently causing the entire team to be slaughtered by an opposing team with full diamond armor and obsidian.

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I'm literally just trying to watch a video on black friday deals on Youtube.

Guess what video happens to be freezing every ~1.5 seconds and making me wait another five minutes for the next second?

I should probably just use my phone's mobile hotspot for everything instead of just for posting these rant blogs.

It takes on average, about three to five minutes to load a google search over the internet here.

I have homework to do, and sometimes the textbooks don't contain the information I'm looking for.

The worksheets are updated faster than the textbooks are.

I have to search up the answers about 25% of the time.

Comcast doesn't want anyone to have a future, because that way they end up wasting away watching cable TV from Comcast.

Because screw them more then ever.

Or maybe hit 'em with an EMP.

Either way, my internet just cut out, and I'm just glad that I've got mobile hotspot on my phone. Slow, but reliable.

Separate Universal Studios from Comcast, chop NBC out of Comcast too, and then fire a high-power emp or something at them Universal Studios and NBC are worth saving. Screw Comcast.

Aaaaand everything immediately seemed to go down at once.

I'm talking my internet, obviously.

'Cause guess what went down every minute, back up half a minute later, then down again after another minute?

Exactly.