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Jul
7th
2016

Okay...this constitutes as the WORST dream ever! · 4:03pm Jul 7th, 2016

The nightmare began with me at a fair. It was dark and I have no idea how I got there or why it was night. Suddenly, I hear the sound of a jack-in-the-box playing "Pop Goes the Weasle". I don't know how but I started moving towards it, my feet moving like they had a mind of their own. I enter a big circus-like tent and I freeze in fear as I saw what could only be described as "Hell's Cirque de Solei". I couldn't scream! My voice failed me as long, black chains came out of nowhere and snatched

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Oct
26th
2016

Probably a bad idea but whatevs · 5:39am Oct 26th, 2016

Well season six is finally over and that means watching/reviewing the last half. I had planned on holding off until next week cuz I'm a sissy baby coward have stuff to do the next few days, but work has gotten me riled up and gave me a crazy idea for late night shenanigans to both relax and get this thing over with. I'm loaded down with red wine and a bottle of Guinness actually no that's for a special occasion to marathon my way through this silly horse show, see how many

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May
11th
2017

Stocking Stuffer 5: Tyrion the Schlong · 4:44am May 11th, 2017

Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only instead of Christmas, let's have mothers and horses.
Journeyman: Or we could mix it up and have humans instead of horses.
Journeyman: And make it super gay while we're at it. Like... okay, I really can't come up with anything for super gay right now.
Journeyman: Help a brother out.
Journeyman: Wake thine ass up, Pizor, what do your elf eyes see?

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Jun
15th
2017

Stocking Stuffer 6: An Immortal Genghis Khan with a vag · 4:27am Jun 15th, 2017

Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It is Christmas.
Journeyman: Only intead of CHristmas it is Dadmas day.
Journeyman: How do we make Father's Day a massively day affair?
Journeyman: And gay affair.
Journeyman: Enough lesbian horses, let's bring out the dudes.
Journeyman: Fuck it, let's put it in EQG while we're at it.
Journeyman: ;_;

Pizor: Hey man I'm alive
Pizor: Sorry work has been a disaster

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Dec
24th
2016

Stocking Stuffer 2: Electric Boogaloo · 9:30am Dec 24th, 2016

Journeyman

Christmas
It's that time again.
The time for the magic of family and adorable kittens.
And let's not forget the horse porn.
I know you're not actually there: this is for a blog post
But if you are there and not responding, fuck you
Still, doubt rampant horse porn of princess will get me top box

Pizor

Lol its 4am you shmuck

Journeyman

Motherfucker you ruined my copypasta

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Jun
12th
2016

So Apparently I Do Abridged Parodies Now · 3:46am Jun 12th, 2016

Continuing the trend of a) not writing the novel I've planned for literally two years now and b) only blogging about non-pone things, I recently saw that TFS had a big abridged parody contest. Now, since I don't know my way around editing software and my voice makes nails on a chalkboard sound appealing (and probably widely-ranged in comparison--people complain a lot about my voice being monotonous), I decided that writing was the only way I could possibly participate.

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Feb
15th
2017

Stocking Stuffer 3: Some Bullshit I'll Come Up With Later · 7:40am Feb 15th, 2017

[1:36:45 AM] Journeyman: brah
[1:36:49 AM] Journeyman: BRAH
[1:37:04 AM] Journeyman: I got it
[1:37:11 AM] Journeyman: A day late, but I got it
[1:37:15 AM] Journeyman: Cadance celebrates Valentine's Day by bedding Night Light
[1:37:25 AM] Journeyman: Stocking Stuffer 3: Some Bullshit I'll Come Up With Later.
[1:37:32 AM] Journeyman: I'ma gonna dew it.

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Apr
8th
2017

Stocking Stuffer 4: Eggcellent · 5:20am Apr 8th, 2017

Journeyman: It's that time again.
Journeyman: It's Christmas.
Journeyman: Time for another entry in the Stocking Stuffer Series.
Journeyman: Only instead of snow we'll have some bullshit about Easter and Jesus and rabbits or some shit.
Journeyman: What say you, Pizor, King of Pies?

Pizor: Hmm it has potential. Gonna need a day to brain storm tho

Journeyman: I can smell the tired on you.
Journeyman: Here, this will wake you up.

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