http://www.fimfiction.net/blog/517817/a-b1rthday-pre2ent-from-me

I have never been so frustrated in my entire life. An Alternian Guide to Making or Breaking Equestria has yet to be approved, due to writing in script format (the writing style of Homestuck) and the "substandard" grammar/punctuation (character dialogue being written in quirks). All these changes are ruining it for me.

Can I get some advice? Nevermind.

I finished reading Homestuck. Kind of sad that it finished just the other week, but whatever. Anyway...
*Loud screaming*

... and some enterprising soul layered all the versions of that song into a single track.

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And for god's sake, don't say "No, SuperKamek! Don't read it! It's cancer and you'll die and shit!".

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ON THE TOP OF MY HEAD I CAN ONLY THINK OF TWO OF MY (active) FOLLOWERS/ PEOPLE I FOLLOW WHO ARE HOMESTUCKS
MEGANIMEFREAKX3 AND WISH I WAS THERE

IF ANYONE ELSE IS

PLEASE STAND UP

WE SHOULD ALL RALLY TOGETHER AND DO MAJOR UPD8 FAN ART

Oh my god, the cutie mark.

IT'S THE HOMESTUCK BREATH ASPECT SYMBOL.

NEVER SAW THAT COMING!

I don't normally announce Group Precipitation updates, but given the content of this week's batch, I feel everyone deserves some advance warning. See, these are going to be very Homestuck intensive. Specifically the epilogue and Homestuck^2, neither of which I've been following. Expect more reader-response gaps than usual.

In April, we’re getting…

-The Ace Attorney Anime

-JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure Part 4

-Danganronpa 2 on PC

-Bravely Second

-Dark Souls 3

-The end of Homestuck

Holy shit, this is a MONTH.
I BETTER FINISH UP BRAVELY DEFAULT ASAP THAN!

I've already painted the symbol onto the shirt, I have the undershirt and the pants, and my mom and I are working on the cape. All I need is to finish the cape and get the shades, then I'll be all set!
(If you don't know, I'm dressing up as Dave from Homestuck)

Seven years ago today, a young man stood in his bedroom. That day, the 13th of April, 2009, was his birthday. Though it was thirteen years prior he was given life, it was on that day that he was given the name Zoosmell Pooplord John Egbert.

On this day, his long, exceedingly strange journey came to a close. Barring an epilogue with no definitive arrival time, Homestuck has ended.
And best troll lived.

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The Influence is over. Twilence gave her thoughts on it in the credits - I'll keep quiet myself.

Instead, here's a link to a new interactive thing I'm running now. It's related to Homestuck.

https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/subrbisms-homestuck-interactive-story.576221/page-2#post-40093487

Come on in, see if you can help us make a new story!

-GM, master of oranges.

Hey, calm down! Just because it's September doesn't mean it's the end of the world yet.

There are still plenty of things to do before we bother with that sort of nonsense. Take a deep breath, put the folders down, and relax.

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...and Doc Scratch isn't having any luck with this either.

Any one have any ideas how to jumpstart my browser speed? This is debilitating.

Are you ready for some time shenanigans?

Are you ready for some pointless confusing banter?

Are you ready for... Aradia Megido, the Maid of Time?

So yeah, this story is a crossover with Homestuck, and a short one at that (there's only 5 chapters planned). However, it is a bit more than that. It's going to serve as an optional prelude to my biggest project yet, something that's still a secret. Something that will be my thirteenth story on this site.

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So, I started reading it. I think I'm on, like, act 2. It's pretty cool.

This will most likely be my favorite GIF in the whole comic.

This is gonna be a long post, so here's the tl;dr version up here: Chapter 130 of Songs of the Spheres is going to be a Homestuck style video with music and art, and I am currently trying to pay for that art and realize I'm gonna need more cash to do that. So if you want to help make the 130th chapter, the climax, of SotS as good as it can be, you can help! Either through commissioning me or

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I'm looking into convulsive therapy, where they shock your brain to make you spasm and for some reason it also makes you not sad all the time anymore. It has the highest success rate of any depression treatment, but you tend to lose some short-term memories as you do it, so it's obviously not a first resort.

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