Does anyone else hear that? The-the thundering of hooves and-oh my God, what is that thing?!

Yeah, I've got a more serious story coming up for once. Was going to name it something stupid, but decided against it. You'll all see it eventually. Hell do I know when, but you will.

It's gonna be about, gasp, a human in Equestria.
Oh no. Oh, the horror.

Tch, like that hasn't been done several thousand times over and then some.