The wifi gods were angry, so they brought a storm upon my house. · 8:09pm Jul 19th, 2015
So, a lot of people are probably wondering (specifically, the people who sent the messages in my inbox are probably wondering) "Hey, where have you been? You got back from the convention, but the ambulance never got here! I recorded this message to haunt you forever because I died from blood loss and you act like you don't even care!"