Well, today, I found my look-a-like. Yes, one of those 7 people in the world that supposedly look like you. I've found one of them. She has the same glasses, hair color and length (though mine is an inch or two longer), same body type, like the same age as me, even similar interests and likes which is how I found her in the first place.

Excuse me while I question my life.

I have midterm exams, it's freezing (for where I live, anyways. Normally it doesn't get so cold), school burnt down (but not really), my stomach is killing me (so much pain) and I'm at home and I might want to sleep (but I won't.).

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/337392/priest-finds-a-pencil

WHY.

-Pencil

Update: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE DOING?? SERIOUSLY?! WHAT THE FUCK GUYS! DO YOU...DO YOU ACTUALLY FAP TO THIS GARBAGE?!

Why is there no God of expletives?
For all us awkward people who reflexively shout 'fuck' when we run into walls, doors, what have you, who do we honor with our numerous cursing?

I have a state test tomorrow today about math! And it determines whether or not I pass or fail! And I'm not tired! What is wrong with me?!

EDIT: Crapcrapcrapcrap it's 12:45 nuuuuuuuu

EDIT: At 1 AM I attempted to sleep. I did. Until like 5:30ish. But that was ok. Now it's 6 and I'm getting ready for school.

So, my mom let me choose what I wanted for my birthday present, and I chose GH2 and Shadow of Mordor for Xbox 360. Turns out, SoM doesn't WORK. No scratches or anything, it just literally doesn't work. My mom paid $30 for this garbage. It doesn't read discs, cause one's install and other's game, and trust me, Xbox is fine cause it played my Minecraft disc and GH2. And I'm not the only one who has this problem, and I'm so pissed... My stepmom and stepsister love Middle-Earth, but thanks to such

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I'm thinking of quitting my job.

Today went from being something I was happy about, to just making me want to cry.

My boss pulled me aside today, told me that I had five complaints set against me.

That I come off as Rude and quiet.

I appreantly dress frumpy.

I'm considered to be distant.

My hair is considered messy.

And my favorite... That I have a certain scent which has offended my workmates.

I'm not a really assertive person irl.

I'm shy...

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My school government just spent $15K on freakin' sex toys to "to improve communication about sexual health on our campus."
WTF.
Students did not pay tuition just for this much to go to dildos. =__=

On another note, life is busy. And though I am working on my main story. Another popped its way into my head....but that will probably be reserved for summer.

You're welcome for the creative blog title.

I have over 12,000 notifications, send help.

Yep You guessed it Pinkie finally managed to break the 175th wall I set up. Now I have to make even more.

In the middle of the night.

Because why not.

Who keeps reading Ponyville 911? I just read through it again.

Guys, it's awful. I love you.

Apparently if you activate the interactive pony thing...a rainbow dash appears

wasn't thinking when I started this story

Why do i have a follower

It's 5 pm right now at the time of writing this and I can't shake the feeling I will never win at life I'll be stuck love/sexless/moneyless till the day of my death my soul deep down feels broken aimless like I'm waiting for death sweet embrace to take me away from this plane no this isn't a suicide note it's a person trying to find the age old answer the biggest question why can't life be fair why can't we have what we want in life something as simple as someone who loves you for you and you

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There's people who've written four stories, totaling in nearly 100k words, that all have decent ratings. But these people have two followers.

Then there's me, who has done absolutely nothing, and has thirty-eight.

I mean, who wouldn't want to read about Twilight and Starlight going fucking BOWLING?

I mean, it's either that or I jump on the "Weird fetish clop" bandwagon. And I'm not ready to sell out my integrity.

Yet. Could probably slap together a half decent clop fic and rake in the views and likes because if there's one thing this site likes, it's smut.

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I feel like ever since o joined this site people been leaving idk why I bet if I Never joined people wouldn't leave just feel like I caused people to leave DTB Paradox and some other friends I made on here it just feels like its a set destination or a path if you will I just wanna know if I wasn't or joined this site what would happen.