Cheeeeeeeeese! · 5:29pm Mar 15th, 2016
Cravings.
Hey! Who remembers Vegan Day 1?
I've nearly made it. One more week to go. (And I still have one remaining "day off", which I think I'll take on Thursday.)
So anyway, what effects has my vegan experiment had:
29 28
Okay, so this should be day 29 of being a vegan, but on Saturday I took a day off, which is allowed according to my rules. So it's day 28 instead.
Anyway, what did I get up to on Saturday… hmmm…
» Caffè latte
» Sausage roll
» Cheese on toast
» Cheeseburger
» Easter egg that I'd saved up
» Glass of milk
Okay, so a while back I told a friend I'd become vegan for 17 days as a 17th birthday present for her.
I lied.
Hey fellas. I've got a tip to help get you dem ladies.
Did you know, if a lady sees you and raises her eyebrows, it could mean that she's sexually open to you? And the more times they raise their eyebrows when they first see you, the more likely they are willing to have sex with you?
So, if you see a lady looking at you like this:
So...
This was unintentional...
I sat down to write just the very beginning of the next chapter, while it was fresh in my mind, and what came out could easily be mistaken for...
Vegan Propaganda?
A new era is apon us, new of knowledge and easy access. That's why i find it hard to believe that most of the industrialized world are still religious meat eaters. I guess old habits die hard. But it begs the question. Why is every pony so obsessed with holding to their traditions for dear life, when all scientific evidence points elsewhere?
How much water does it take to make one pound of beef, including the water required to grow the food to feed the cow?
PETA asked Games Workshop to make Warhammer fur-free.
So, there are apparently people in the world who are appaled by killing virtual animals for virtual furs, and you still wonder why 2016 looked the way it looked...