>swaggily struts with swag into your own house with a toothy smirk
>dressed in sunglasses, a baseball cap facing the wrong way, a blazer, a watch, a necklace, and baggy jeans
>goes straight to the kitchen and chugs milk from the carton with swag
>crunches down on swaggy ice from the fridge to fuel my iced Chi
>proceeds to take out a microphone from my back pocket and begin monotonously rapping the DK rap while throwing around swaggy gang signs like I'm a confused deaf

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I'M BACK!

WOOOOOO! Mocha's back! I'm so glad that my parents let me back on. I missed you all soooo much, and I am very glad to be returning to the best pony fanfiction site ever!! This is a big "HELLO!" to everypony!

~Vanilla Mocha,
Coffee Mare

Followup from this post here.

I made sketches! What do you think?

~Spooknilla Mocha,
Coffee Mare

I respect your choice just fine. I just feel that, at your age (you're in high school!), leaving the site isn't the right choice for you to make yet.

C'mon, let's help each other. Pass the coffee, share the drugs candy, and let's see who's the last to fall asleep.

~Vanilla Mocha,
Coffee Mare

Idk

Yes, there's a sex scene.
No, it's not kinky.
Yes, I'm feeling alright.
No, this is not going to be the new norm for me.

Any other questions? No?
Ok, then I'm going to go get a drink. Romantic vanilla sex makes me feel so dirty.

-Pencil

Who wants to hear about why the next chapter of Junior Speedster is going to be delayed? I promise it's a valid excuse this time.

Well it was originally taking a while because of finals and traveling. Now It's going to be put on hold because I broke my arm while traveling. While typing with one hand is possible, it's grueling and I takes a long time. Since I have a lot of downtime this next month, I might get some work done on it, but please understand if it takes a long time.

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In return of a totally awesome favor that Galaxy did for me, I decided to showcase some art he PMed me. Also, be sure to go follow him! He has fun blogs, he's a great friend, and a great author! Go check out Galaxy Nebula!

~Vanilla Mocha,
Coffee Mare

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*Special thanks to FireHoof for letting me borrow the Mane Six*

Of course I'll stop by Twilight's castle!

Who could resist a picnic with Fluttershy?!

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If you can guess who this little pony is, I'll give you a hug and some of Vanilla Mocha's Internet Coffee.

I am updating my page (My "About Me" and "More About Me" sections, "Youtube Channel" section, and my "Some Favorite PMVs" section). Over summer I kinda changed... and I wanted to share that with you guys. So, It'll look a little messy over here for a while. So.... yeah. Just letting you guys know!

~Vanilla Mocha,
Coffee Mare

Here's the final picture:

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And for her to use at the end of her videos:

My friend requested that I help him out, and I gladly obliged. BUT- That can't happen without you all! That's right- we need you guys to be apart of this. Great! Now that you're here, we can get going.

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I am starting to teach myself how to do digital painting without bases. Normally I do my MLP art using bases, but I figured that if I taught myself that, I could teach myself this too. This is the first video in Vanilla Mocha Draws. I am an amateur, so please remember that I am posting these as I learn!

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Is that Vanilla Mocha up there? It sure looks like her!
SOURCE!
http://ponybytesketches.deviantart.com/art/EQD-NATG-2015-Day-13-Impromptu-Wasteland-Musical-558129617

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Yeah, I know I posted this on YouTube a few days ago. But with the big Snippet announcement, I figured I might wait before making another blog. Speaking of which, I only have about 3 entries... anyone else wish to submit? Contest is open until the 20th of this month... That gives you a little over ten days.