Thank you for your favorite on Fluttershy Meets Kris. I have other Hearthwarming tales lurking down in my story list.
I tried to post this both in your messages and by sending you a PM but both failed. Messages gave me "error in your request" and PM gave "Server error."

Yo, remember when Bryan Singer made good movies, and not just increasingly crappy sequels to subpar superhero movies?

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Probably 9k. So enjoy this update for now.

Sometimes fimfic writers receive messages like

Do you do story requests?

If you hope someone might write the story you want, you have a lot of options.
- You can post the story idea in a forum of a relevant, appropriate fimfic group, and hope some writer falls in love with it.
- You can blog the idea.
- You can describe the idea in an appropriate discord server, and invite people to write a story around it.
- You can CREATE a group for the idea.

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So, for those of you who do not browse the first house of pone, yet somehow care about it's goings on, this happened:

That's right, ya boy got another fic on EQD.

But that's not all, because I got an extra surprise:

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Dammit to hell, I wanted a chapter out before I had to write another blog post. The store I work at is moving, so a liquidation sale started. This is drawing in a massive amount of people and the managers have been piling on hours. I wanted to have chapter 20 done by Christmas and be working on previous chapter edits by now, but...that just didn't happen.

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...when I said I was working on some Sunlight clop?
(wee bit of a rant after the break)

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Hello. Today our landlady had a psychotic episode and locked us out along with most of our things. We are on a public starbucks wifi for the next two hours. If you are able to help us with a place to stay the night or other help somehow please message us. That's all for now. Sorry.

I've still got to start writing words again, but I am planning on writing some more of the book this week, anyways unto the real subject of this blog post.

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IN WHICH INSOMNIA BREEDS IDEAS

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Yep, just as promised, here's a new holiday story on Xmas day for the third year running! This one isn't related to The Iron Horse, but I think y'all will still like it anyway. Enjoy!

I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me.

I have plans that I cannot share with you right now, because the haters will sabotage me.

I have plans that I will not share right now, because the haters will sabotage me.

But I've got some stuff in the works.

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im in a poetry competition beginning of next year so im trying to narrow down a list of poems from 27 to 5 (i have to have my top 5 decided by tomorrow) so if anyone is bored and wants to watch me talk for a couple hours i can start a hangouts call

Yes, really! A brand new story, not a lootsoo, not an edited version of an old story, and a story all about a certain changeling queen too! It should be around 5k words, so strap in, it's going to be a fun one.
Maybe.
Well, I think it's a fun one at least.
I had fun writing it anyway.
...I may also have been sleep deprived and/or drinking, but fuck it. I like the story. Gonna post it whether you all like it or not, so there.
I should...probably try to sleep.
Goodnight maybe.

-Pencil

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i think im gonna keep "view mature" off for a bit

enough stories i enjoy with dark themes can get away with a T rating

and im a little exhausted by some of the M stories on the front page

i don't judge others who are into it (mostly), i just need a break

From the asshole that brought you "The Sun's Desire". And the same asshole that brought you "The Moon's Lust," I now present three new stories.

"The Heart's Sin"

"Will You Walk into my Parlour? "

Celestia's fetish

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IN WHICH ONE YEAR HAS PASSED
Hi there. Weren't expecting to see me again, were you? Well, I wanted to let you know a couple of things. First, my next Burritoverse entry is ready to go but for formatting issues, and my latest comedy is almost complete -- I made some headway on it last night. Second, well, follow me past the jump for real talk.

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Remember the spring break bucket list I posted about a month ago? Well, it's time to look at the results. And I'd say I did quite well. Especially if you consider how much I added since the initial post. Who knows, I might be able to cross off a few more the next couple days, as my initial plan to be already playing Persona 5 Royal at this point took quite a hit.

• Finish The Saga of Tanya the Evil and watch the movie

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Looking for something to do now that PonyFest 2 is done? Let's steal from this thread on Twitter, and add some dragons to our ponies!

Let's try this. Give me the opening line of a book, but add "and then the dragons arrived."

It can have such effects as turning a time-travel romance into a warfic:

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