Ocellus, teaching at the front of the class: Science isn't something you learn, it's something you do.

Student: How?

Ocellus: I'm sorry, did you raise your hoof before you spoke?

Student: No, I-

Ocellus: Detention.

Student: For what?

Ocellus: For being a stupid bitch.

I came down with something a few weeks back, and man, was it persistent! I don’t know what it was, even my parents and the doctors didn’t know! All I know are the symptoms:

Dizziness
Lightheaded
Temporary bouts of nausea
Aching back
Fluctuating temperature (in between 98° to 102°, back and forth)
Headaches (despite that I get those almost every day)

If anyone has any idea what this illness was, please let me know, because even now I’m still in the dark about it.

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"Oh please, excuse me, I don't mean to alarm
And certainly, I mean you no physical harm
I'm just the reigning king of chaos here to rock your world
So just sit tight and let this little story unfurl."

"My mission is simple: Neverending Strife
I'll worm into your heart and then I'll cut like a knife
My intentions are clear, so just surrender your will

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Today I just found out from my Grandmother after school that She and My Grandfather are getting a divorce and he is moving out of the house maybe after this next Buisness trip...

Quick note on a couple of upcoming entertainment blogs:

Star Vs. The Forces of Evil Season 2 Post-Mortem:
With the season finale coming up on Monday, I have a LOT to say about season 2. Expect this one Monday evening or Tuesday sometime.

Pokemon Sun & Moon Dream Voice Cast

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For those worried hat I might drop this, or pull a PINK and wait a couple years before getting back to it, I have already started chapter 2 and it now sits at around 300 words. ^_^

Bezier waved at Pharynx as the two exited the donut shop and went separate ways.

Once again, she was still thinking about what he had said about her, and how Tempest overheard everything. Not only that, but she was staring at the shark tooth necklace that Steel had given her...

The changeling stopped as soon as something caught her eye. A few feet in front of her was a car, and on top of that car... was a pony. An unfamiliar stallion who appeared to be unconscious and bruised.

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Okay. I'm not a big fan of Frozen, but I REALLY like this new song.

Yona: Yona knows you all hiding something. You all been against Yona, but now, Yona gonna solve that problem.

Ocellus: What the hell are you doing?

Yona, interrogating a carton of eggs: Yona think they know something.

Ocellus: They're eggs.

Yona: Everyone a prospect.

Ocellus: Suspect.

Yona: Yona not suspect!

Ocellus: ...

Yona: Changeling losing it.

Ocellus: I'm not the one interrogating a carton of eggs, you stupid bitch!

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I remember posting a blog about destroying the Frozen CD with a hammer as a protest against Olaf's Frozen Adventure being placed before Pixar's Coco which upset a lot of Mexican and American patrons due to the length of the "short" and vowing to not watch the sequel because it might be annoyingly overrated just like the first. It's already been deleted because yesterday, I've decided to watch Frozen II in hopes that it would change my perspective. And it totally did.

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That's all...

But... maybe a sneak peek of something below the break???

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Hello, everyone! TheIdiot here once again to provide you, our readers and watchers, an update on what's going on and…

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I have a post I've been working on for over two months. It's the hardest thing I've ever written. This isn't it.

I miss when this was my fiction output, not my me.

This is a medical update about something not good. (I apologize if this causes distress.)

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(Since you motherfu--*ahem* gentlepersons don't bother looking at the tags: don't ask what this is from, I have no idea.)

WRITING UPDATE: Next chaper of Comes a Crossover is one big-ass fight scene away from being ready for posting. Only hiccup is that I MUST DO RESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEARCH! before I can finish it, which will take most of the night/a good part of tomorrow. So expect it sometime tomorrow...ish.

Some of y’all will be familiar with where Sweetsong finds herself, thanks to another story of mine you might have read.

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Thanks to AlwaysDressesInStyle for pre-reading!

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Westward! Sweetsong’s found a good car to ride, one that’s safe and secure. There’s only one little flaw in her plan; maybe she should have looked at that map in the station more carefully.

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Special thanks to AlwaysDressesInStyle for pre-reading!

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Ocellus: Babe, tell Silverstream that I'm the one that pulls off blonde hair the best!

Smolder: Uh...

Silverstream: You're looking at the one who pulls off blonde hair the best!

Ocellus: You're right.

SIlverstream: Th-

Ocellus: Cause' I can see my fucking reflection in your bright ass hair!

*later*

Smolder, sitting up in the bed next to Ocellus: I still don't know what I expected.

Remember how I said I should write more stories with ponies and trains? I wrote another story about ponies and trains.

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