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Oct
2nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #4: [Spacebound Equestria]! · 6:19am Oct 2nd, 2019

O hecc. I skipped over this on accident. Whoopsies.

TSpacebound Equestria
After a horrible defeat against Sombra, the remaining ponies board the ship 'Equestrian Pride', and head for the heavens above. What awaits them... is held within...
TheMajorTechie · 16k words  ·  14  4 · 601 views

Right off the get-go, this story was a massive shift from what I'd previously written, and what I would say was my first "flagship story" of sorts. For one, the story is based fully within existing MLP lore, with me only tacking on my own bits afterward, rather than vice-versa.

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Oct
15th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #14: [ApplePears]! · 4:18am Oct 15th, 2019

Neat. It's the first story I wrote that actually stuck around on my top 4 stories list on my about page for a decent amount of time. It took ages for another story to come around and boot it off the list. :derpytongue2:

EApplePears
Applejack finds a tree in Sweet Apple Acres that's unlike the rest... Namely, it grows pears. APPLEPEARS.
TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  29  1 · 678 views

This was very much a one-off story I wrote because I could back in the day. Nowadays it probably would've popped up as an entry in What If instead, but eh.

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Jan
2nd
2020

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #44: [Pony-Me™: Rogue]! · 9:12am January 2nd

Yeah, I almost forgot I was doing these too!

TPony-Me™: Rogue
The rules of artificial intelligence? Survive.
TheMajorTechie · 7.5k words  ·  12  5 · 251 views

Meet the edgy little edgelord stepsibling of Pony-Me that was quite literally yeeted out of the chapters of Pony-Me after it got too edgy for its own good.

Short to say, I'm glad I decided to separate these chapters from the original story and dump 'em into a separate fic.

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Oct
20th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #18: [Equestria Forever]! · 8:16pm Oct 20th, 2019

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...

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*Looks again at the story*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hey, ya heckers, it's me again, ya boi with the toasty self-roasty reviews. We gon burn up Equestria Forever in a bit.

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Oct
22nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #19: [Split Conscience]! · 5:18am Oct 22nd, 2019

Hey, it's another fic that has a major influence on my stories today!

ESplit Conscience
A man awakes to find a pony. In his mind.
TheMajorTechie · 4.9k words  ·  22  3 · 666 views

Funnily enough, apparently I considered this story a sequel to I Think I Summoned a Ponk. I guess I wasn't quite ready to let that fic die just yet after Equestria Forever ended up as a mess in a hole.

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Nov
7th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #33: Toaster Waffles Are Magic · 3:17am Nov 7th, 2019

Neat, another follower special.

EToaster Waffles Are Magic
This story contains 0% Toaster Waffles, and 100% randomness. Thanks for 100 followers!
TheMajorTechie · 1.9k words  ·  15  3 · 343 views

No comment on the story itself. Let's get right into it.

Twilight shrieked as she set hoof into her castle. Except... it wasn't exactly a castle anymore, but rather a large, BLT-shaped railgun mounted on an absurdly large golden statue of Twilight's head.

Aaaaaand that happened.

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Nov
5th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #31: [Space Horse]! · 2:51am Nov 5th, 2019

Back at it again with the smurfhorses, Tonkus!

ESpace Horse
Gadget has finally completed her portal back to Equestria. Except... that's not where the portal leads.
TheMajorTechie · 9.4k words  ·  35  3 · 598 views

Anyway, you know the drill. Long story, skip out on some chapters (unless it's something I especially like).

Slowly, with a groan, I opened an eye. It was just as I feared... the portal led us to the wrong location, and from the looks of it, that wrong location is a freakin' space station.

Whoops.

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Oct
4th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #6: [Screw Time!!!] & [Screw Space!!!] + the blogpost finale! · 12:29am Oct 4th, 2019

Yup. We're knocking out an entire series this time 'round.

EScrew Time!!!
Screwball got fed up with the history of Equestria, and she'll stop at nothing to change it.
TheMajorTechie · 1.3k words  ·  9  1 · 358 views
EScrew Space!!!
What happens when BakedPotatoLand feels a bit too small for Screwball? Chaos. Chaos and a side of chips.
TheMajorTechie · 1k words · 234 views

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Oct
1st
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #3: [What If...]! · 6:00am Oct 1st, 2019

Crazy's back on the menu, boys!

EWhat If...
A buncha stories based off of random "What if?" questions.
TheMajorTechie · 76k words  ·  233  32 · 4.1k views

Now, obviously, with how heckin' long this thing is, I'm not gonna do a chapter-by-chapter review like the past couple stories. We'll just cherrypick some chapters instead, 'cause these ain't serious reviews and I'd might as well skew it one way or another at some point since these are my own stories. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Oct
11th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #12: · 6:10am Oct 11th, 2019

Neat. I last updated this thing almost exactly three years ago. Also, reboot!

EQuantum
What happens when a robot is granted it's freedom, and released into the world? And what if it's got existential problems?
TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words · 185 views

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Nov
2nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #29: [Shattered Rainbow]! · 8:56pm Nov 2nd, 2019

Hmm, a story that has its lore based on some kind of tragic event that happened to the main character that results in them thinking they've been in Equestria all this time before they ultimately wake up in a completely different world? Now where have I heard of that?

EShattered Rainbow
Rainbow Dash: The filly that never had a chance.
TheMajorTechie · 8.8k words  ·  27  3 · 658 views

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Nov
8th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #34: [Equestrian Human]! · 7:25am Nov 8th, 2019

Oh neat, another old flagship!

EEquestrian Human
A filly once lived in a lab. That lab happened to be on Earth. She wanted to go home. She never knew what to expect.
TheMajorTechie · 17k words  ·  23  6 · 620 views

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Nov
11th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #36: [Scratch Reviews!] · 12:19am Nov 11th, 2019

AKA the story that was meant to be like What If but at the same time like these toasty lil' reviews.

EScratch Reviews!
Vinyl Scratch isn't only a DJ. She's also quite an avid reviewer. For what, you may wonder? For anything, really.
TheMajorTechie · 1.4k words  ·  13  0 · 298 views

It started off as a pretty decently funny idea, but it kinda went downhill from there. :facehoof:

Vinyl's score? 3/10. If dubstep isn't allowed, it isn't worth it. Also, the ponies were rather rude when they kicked her overboard.

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Oct
23rd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #20: [A World of Ramen]! · 6:31am Oct 23rd, 2019

Oh, another forgettable story. Yeah, this one tried to pull off something similar to Equestria's Nutella Troubles, but with Ramen instead. Didn't work.

EA World of Ramen
Ramen. An indispensable staple of college-goers worldwide. ...and a plague that has infected almost all of Equestria?
TheMajorTechie · 1.1k words · 313 views

(I just couldn't wait until Wednesday, now could I? :ajsleepy:)

What? Was there something that was supposed to happen that Wednesday?

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Oct
27th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #23: [Lost Soul]! · 12:16am Oct 27th, 2019

AKA, one of the reasons why I don't like writing commissions for people.

TLost Soul
A young man loses everything... only to find it all again. (A story commissioned by zyhenderson.)
TheMajorTechie · 3.2k words  ·  10  0 · 527 views

Also, the guy who requested the commish has been banned for quite a while now, so I'm just gonna assume it's fine to talk about what went down.

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Oct
28th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #24: [Lab Horse]! · 4:32am Oct 28th, 2019

What dis? It's the beginning of a new era in my stories here on Fimfic!

TLab Horse
A filly lives in a lab. She's lived in that lab all her life. The lab just happens to be on Earth. She wants to go home.
TheMajorTechie · 25k words  ·  74  8 · 1.4k views

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Dec
2nd
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #42: [The Day The World Exploded]! · 3:25am Dec 2nd, 2019

Oh, neat. We've got a canceled story focusing on a pair of OCs that were reused from the canceled sequel to another story.

Also, long delay between posts is long. I'm feeling moderately annoyed by stuff going on at the moment so let's keep this short.

"Jewel?" I yawned, wiping my face with a towel hanging by the garage door as I entered the house. "You feel like eating out somewhere, or should I heat up yesterday's leftovers?"

And then they get food poisoning.

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Nov
14th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #39: [All This Time]! · 2:29am Nov 14th, 2019

This story's by far the most experimental of my stories. I'm not even sure what I'd roast here.

EAll This Time
Betrayal. A thousand years is plenty of time for one to lament over such a thing, isn't it?
TheMajorTechie · 1.5k words  ·  12  2 · 445 views

You were my sister, dear Luna. Why didn’t you tell me before?

Um... I guess this could be taken completely out of context?

A thousand years since I have last felt true joy.

F for Celestia.

throughout my many protégés,

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Nov
19th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smokin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #41: [Pony-Me™: Outtakes]! · 7:56am Nov 19th, 2019

This story's more or less a literal dump for scrapped ideas from Pony-Me. I do plan on eventually making a fic that'd basically be like this one, but for all of my stories instead. Given how these are already rejected ideas or random scenes I messed around with, I'm not sure if there's even anything to roast.

EPony-Me™: Outtakes
Scrapped ideas, bonus content, and general goofing off in the Pony-Me universe.
TheMajorTechie · 5.2k words  ·  11  6 · 286 views

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Oct
6th
2019

Techie's SPICY Smonkin' Toasted Self-Roasted Reviews #7: [The Other "Pony"]! · 7:07am Oct 6th, 2019

Look, it's a story that I killed off before it could get off the ground! And guess what happened to its reboot? Yeah, that was shot down in the same way!

EThe Other "Pony"
Ooh boy, Twilight's made an AI system. And she's crazy. What could go wrong???
TheMajorTechie · 1.7k words · 189 views

Given how short this thing was, let's just go ahead and tear the story a new one. :pinkiecrazy:

Twilight bashed through the doors of Town hall. "I DID IT!" she hollered, "I'VE FINALLY DID IT!"

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