I finally wrote something related to Tender TapsxApple Bloom (I really wish this site had a tag for Tender Taps)! It was mostly for fun and I didn't think it would get much attention, but so far it's been featured for over twelve hours! Thank you guys for your continuing support!

If you haven't read it yet, I highly recommend you do. Here's also a video I made that inspired me to write this one-shot:

So you're aware and I don't get another message asking me "WHAT U DO NEXT< WEN DONE?" (I'm not even kidding.) I'm going to give you a glimpse of what's on my plate:

-Gynecologist Anon: 60% done (Done by monday maybe? Or sooner?)
-Vinyl Scratch sillyness: 10% done
-When You Least Expect It follow up story: 10% done
-Colab with Priest: 5% done
-More LWTSIW: Well...I have an idea, does that count?
-I Thought She Knew: I might work on it someday if anyone cares

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“Taps, taps. Lights out. All hands turn into your bunks. Maintain silence about the decks. Taps.”

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Tender Taps has earned a night of sex with a dashing stallion. Having recently fallen in love with another colt, he ask Miss Cheerilee for his partner to join him.

Tender Taps, Skeedaddle, & Rare Find

It took over two weeks, but I finally figured out something interesting to say about this episode. The overall bronalysis reaction to this episode (well, the half dozen or so that I've seen anyway) all appear to agree: this episode is a good follow-up to "Crusaders of the Lost Mark" but otherwise is a bit forgettable.

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I've decided to finally publish something instead of holding onto it for eons out of fear of it being terrible. I've got to stop letting doubts and perfectionism cease my progress. Can't get better if there's no feedback.

So, here's the first chapter of this shortish story. My previous blog post was about this story. It follows three different viewpoints, and a variety of solo viewpoints. The three mains are Moon Dancer, Twilight Sparkle, and Sunset Shimmer.

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Tree Hugger as an art model was probably the single most amusing thing in this episode... save for Bulk Biceps. My God, that guy is written like he's a bullhorn starring in its own sitcom.

YEAH! YEAH! YEAHHH, YEAAAHHHH!

And yes, I saw the shipping between Apple Bloom and Tender Taps.

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Today's story is no ordinary tale.

An Ordinary Day
[Slice of Life] • 5,436 words

Fluttershy lives a happy life. Every day is special. All of her friends are lovely ponies.

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Okay, first of all, I'm editing for Priest's stuff and that is...well, that takes some time because HOLY FUCK TENSE CHANGES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PRIEST! But actually good job, it's coming along nicely.
Second of all, working on work for pay, which is eating a lot of my time. But that totally counts as work. And it feeds me. Most of the time.

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With my most recent, sweet, happy, cuddly, and utterly tame story out of the way, do you know what's next for me? Do you know time it is? Go ahead, guess, I dare you.
Ah well, I'm feeling generous, so here, have a preview:

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A nice episode. Not terribly interesting, (trio CMC episodes are nothing new at this point. This developing into a single-character episode mid-point was interesting, but the plot's kind of in different directions and if the story focused on either helping Bulk or helping Tender it would be a bit more orderly I feel)) but enjoyable nonetheless. The type that's precious and entertaining. Well, here be my thoughts;

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I make a point of not being sorry for stuff, but for this I actually am.

It's not that I'm being particularly hard on myself for letting people down (I do feel I am, but in this case I know I kind of have to and I'm not going to kick myself for it), but that there are things on here I want to do, want to write, want to create... because it's FUN for me. It's a chance for me to unwind, let my hair down, and not give a fuck. I absolutely LOVE not giving a fuck. But...

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Yeah, the next story is here. This time, we see Apple Bloom's POV of the events as she tries to understand her intense emotions around a certain stallion, neither knowing the truth of things happening around them nor the doom overlooking them.

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I spent pretty much all of Sunday reading Scribblefest entries, and this is going to be the last Scribblefest-centric review post. On the whole, the finalists had a number of very decent stories, and while I didn’t end up writing a review of every story, I did manage to write reviews for a good number of them.

As always, note that I am but one of nine Scribblefest judges, so my word is not the last one on these.

Today’s stories:

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So, for the past while, I've been asking various questions to various people about countries from East and Southeast Asia. It all started when I thought to myself, "Hey, Japan is pretty cool!" And it just divulged and diverged from there. Now there are several countries in and around East Asia that I cultivate an interest in, including China, Japan, South Korea, Malaysia, and Vietnam. And by far—by far—the thing I love the most about them would be to learn their languages.

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I know I can't be the only one who started shipping this the second I saw it, I mean look at them.

That is the face of a pony who likes what she sees I'm just saying.

Y'all better watch the movie already and prepare yourselves for more CMC & Button Mash related shenanigans 'cause my next story is gonna be OFF THE CHAIN! Get ready for more Love Tap! Some Capper! Some Princess Skystar! Glim-Glam! The GaPT! Spike! The cutest edgehorse we've seen yet! And a very special pony Princess who has to try to keep things from getting out of hoof!

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So, I guess this blog entry is signifying a bit of an emergency..... As it turns out, Chapter 2 of "The Strange Case of Dinky Hooves' Cutie Mark Curiosity" isn't perceived well and only gets incredibly low views. Despite that the first chapter fared relatively well (even with the terrible quality the first version of it had), Chapter 2 has only gotten 41 views so far and it is published for 72 hours now.

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This blog was commissioned by Multiversecruise.

Nowadays everybody wants to fuck Sunset Shimmer until their naughty parts become clean again, so it’s somehow redeemed, but when it first came out EQG was something like Pony Satan. It was a bad movie that, judging by our reaction, was going to burn our crops and murder our children. It ruined the cartoon horses. Everything was doomed.

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