incinerate you that's what she heard you're shorter than her

Anonymous asked:

What is your opinion on Doom?

DEMONS TOO SMOL. DESTROY.

Celestia save us all

oh heck oh no the giraffe is shorter than sweetie I think we know where this goes

Closeup Sweetie Giraffe isn't real. She can't hurt you.

Closeup Sweetie Giraffe:

we're doomed.

The Cult of Sweetie-Giraffe

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please have mercy on me Sweetie Giraffe

if you hold a sweetie giraffe up to your ear, you'll hear what it's like to be atomically obliterated by an angry girafficorn?

WHO WILL OUT-TALL OTHER? WHO WILL BE THE SMOL ONE?

do u kno da wae, my queen

KNOW DA WAE. DA WAE IS TALL.

Alright, seems like people are starting to switch over to their Santa Hat avatars, so I've switched mine as well.

I'll change again once we get past Christmas (or if I feel like modifying this one. The sack could probably use work.)...

--Sweetie Belle

nobody is safe.

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I'm gonna be answering in-character, (possibly) with pictures.

It's Sweetie Giraffe versus Tallpipp, and we have our results!

SWEETIE GIRAFFE WINS. SWEETIE ALWAYS WIN.

Hey just started using Tumblr but who cares, anyways- Is duct tape more superior than superglue?