I finally got around to uploading some actual videos of me playing Smash. They're not fancy or anything, just straight rips off my Switch's microSD card. Behold as I suck in all my noobish glory!

(I'm player one in all of the following videos, obviously.)

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Why do I have to close the game itself to exit Adventure mode? That is all.

Still have a couple dozen characters' Classic Mode to get through. Doing Spirit Board and WoL stuff here and there.

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Isaac is an Assist again. No Geno. No Shantae. No Banjo. Ken's in. Shadow is an Assist. Incineroar's in. No Bandanna Dee. No Mach Rider. No Dixie Kong. No Vaati. No Non-DBZ Goku (Or any Goku). Then Piranha Plant just.... came out of nowhere. I think this is the last time I speculate this hard.

B.K. is coming back to a Nintendo console & heading to Smash!!!

I'm hyped. We are getting one this Thursday! So, I'm going to list the characters that I want that I think are feasible. Twelve of them, to be specific. They are:

Isaac (Golden Sun)
Geno (Super Mario RPG)
Shantae (Shantae)
Banjo & Kazooie (Banjo & Kazooie)
Ken (Street Fighter) PS: I still want Megaman X more, but I'll take what I can get.
Shadow (Sonic the Hedgehog)
Incineroar (Pokémon)
Bandanna Waddle Dee (Kirby)
Mach Rider (Mach Rider)
Dixie Kong (Donkey Kong)

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That settles it. Smash Ultimate has to be my first big game now that I have Switch.

Hooooooooooooolyfuckingshit.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Edit: Oh hey, this is also my 100th blog. Cool

MythrilMoth offered an interesting writing exercise: Compose a Smash Ultimate character reveal trailer. Since it also doubles as a game design exercise, I was naturally intrigued, especially after just having written something for a Smash-themed contest. Let's see where this goes...

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Second day of Splatoon 2. I'm starting to get the hang of things. (30 second video clip)

Owning at Tetris as usual. (30 second video clip)

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I'd imagine, like, this super-macho little scrub who just smack-talks everyone even though they're literally a little kid.

Heck, I could make it a Displaced story just to further push the meme-ery.

Eh? Eh?

What?
What?
Wut?
WHAT?!
All characters that ever were playable in a Smash Bros game.
I‘m glad for Snake, Ice Climbers and Wolf.
But Pichu!?!?
And just casually revealing Daisy.
And then motherfucking Ridley!!!!!!!
What just happened?

Hmm... a Smash Bros. DLC fighter reveal AND a brand new Crash game?

What a way to start the week.

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