*Tries not to smile..................so hard..........*

*Clears throat*

Well.... I.... I.... um, (chuckles).

J-j-j-just watch the fucking movie. You won’t regret it. Now, if you will, um, excuse me, I’m gonna have breakfast and then have a conversation with my eyeballs about the type of awesomeness they just beheld.

*screams in happiness*

Be honest, do you think this song fits MCU Spider-Man at all?

Scene Rating Scale:

9/9: Flawless! Outstanding scene!
8/9: Great scene! Totally Rewatchable!
7/9: Pretty good. Not as perfect as I expected though.
6/9: Decent. Doesn’t ruin the movie/episode.
5/9: Mid.
4/9: Pretty bad. One of the weakest scenes of the movie/episode.

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Bonus Song #1: Michael Giacchino - All Spell Breaks Loose

From the 2021 movie Spider-Man: No Way Home

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From the 2014 EP A Meowy Catmas

Not the best song out there, but... hey, y'know, it's cute!
Day 17 of Cage's 25 Days of Christmas Songs

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