"Thy has been smitten upon by the crown left to rot in foul most deep, the life lived thy's time is up the can visit again once thy faces punishment for sins most deep for through the ashes You Shall RISE FOR EQUESTRIA!"

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At this moment, I have 299 stories.

I wonder if would be too much meta if I make a 300 crossover or something. The last 300 manly chad spartan humans, unloved by a pony stand against the evil sexy hordes of ponies that want to marry them or something.

I will post something like this.

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THANK YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! 300 Followers!?!?!? This is so awesome!!! To celebrate, I'd like you all to ask me any question you want, and I mean ANY question! NSFW questions and answered will be blurred and at the bottom half. Please, PM me them. I'll answer them via another blog.

To answer Two in One question(s): How did I get into Fanfiction? And MLP Fanfiction?

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Hello, all! I wanted to get around to asking while I still had the chance.

I'm looking to do a 200 subscriber special on my channel, but I really don't have many good ideas for it. I already kinda did a Q&A, and I feel I should hold off on doing that again until another milestone.

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The Puzzle of Spartan Excellence

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Extrapolations of the early Greek feel of aspects of pegasi culture aside, this is another thing I promise faithfully not to write...

...however convenient it might be to kick cloudwalking-spell-using emissaries off the edge of your sky city, if you're Commander Hurricane.

Just a quick thanks to everyone reading ‘MLP EG Forever’—both long time and new readers—and thanks for all the recent faves/follows as well.

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I was going through my archives and realized I hadn't finished my latest blog-only shipfic insanity. So I figured, "It's Saturday night; I have no Hammond organ; may as well finish this." If you're of legal age, please click to read my latest crap!

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