This time I'm writing a parody of a song from Mulan for the sequel to How Love Works. It's gonna be called I'll Make a Mare Out of You, performed either by Rainbow Dash while training the purples or Glados while training some new recruits.
The story in question will contain more character development for Ladybug Spring, more lightsa-I mean phaseblades, airship battles, pirates, and sexual humor.

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Just a version of “What My Cutiemark Is Telling Me” from “Mystery Magical Cure” but with the main characters of G5 instead

This was just made for fun

[Izzy]
These rule-breakers are rushin’, yes, too many to track
Their skills allow them to cause trouble behind my back

But I must keep going at them, 'cause plainly you can see
It's got to be my destiny, and it's what my cutie mark is telling me

[Hitch]

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Are you going to Peter Parker's lair?
Murder, maim, mutilate and grind
Remember me to the one who lives there
He once was a true host of mine...

Had a random thought a bit ago, and I finally figured out how to finish it. So, with apologies to Bo Burnham...

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I am writing yet another song parody for The Roses of Success.
Yeah, this isn't anything all that new. I've been writing lyrics for my stories almost as long as I've been writing. I've never had the drive, skill, or social skills to make audio recordings of them.
This song is basically a duet between one male and one female character, with the chorus serving as a mouthpeice for a dead person, and I don't have anywhere near the recognition required to be taken seriously by real singers.

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🎶For the twelfth pizza order, the toppings I will need...🎶

🍕Twelve Pepperonis🍕
🌶Eleven Jalapeños🌶
🧄Ten Cloves Of Garlic🧄
🔶Nine Yellow Peppers🔶
🧅Eight Onion Slices🧅
🍍Seven Chopped Pineapples🍍
🌭Six Balls Of Sausage🌭
🐟Five Anchovieeees~🐟
🥓Four Bacon Bits🥓
🍄Three Mushrooms🍄
⚫️Two Black Olives⚫️
🧀And A Dash Of Some Parmesan Cheeeeese~🧀

Hello again my followers,

Well, Chapter 8 is finally up.

What happened in it?

Oh, let’s just say some ponies played with fire… and some of them may have gotten burned.

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