An eerie sentence that you can't unhear or unsee once reading it/watching the episode of Paranormal Witness that it came from is this -

Hotel Owner: ''What's wrong? Why are you leaving?''

Groom: ''My bride was just chased around your hotel by a man with half of his face missing.''

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Gran (Jokingly): Dan, cut your hair, you scruffy cunt.

Me: No.

Dad: Why don't you go to the dole office and get yourself a job.

Me: No. I'm in college, so there isn't really any point. Besides, I make more than you think I do on the side.

Cheryl (Step-mother / Cruella Deville): You're a retard and I've been here more than your mother has.

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