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Nov
30th
2017

Three words. · 4:32am Nov 30th, 2017

Fuck. You. Comcast.

Normally, I'm not one to swear, but taking HALF AN HOUR TO LOAD A SINGLE SITE is CROSSING THE LINE.

SCREW YOU.

And on top of THAT, I'm currently blocked by one of my closest friends, I've lost my earbuds, my homework is beginning to pile up from my internet outages again, and it turns out that our team is currently behind schedule in the upcoming AMES Robotics competition.

Screwing over my internet is the LAST thing I need.

Nov
19th
2017

In which my internet seems to get even worse... · 12:08am Nov 19th, 2017

Well, it's the weekend, and for some people, probably also the beginning of fall break.

Do you know what that means?

*Cue internet timeout errors 75% of the time I try to do anything*

Also, remember how I said that players seemed to teleport every 5 or so seconds in Minecraft? Yeah, now it's every 15 seconds, and then I get kicked for lag.

All in all, this is just another typical case of my day ruined by Comcast. Again.

Nov
14th
2017

Wow, Comcast. · 2:52am Nov 14th, 2017

Slowing things down to pre-56k modem speeds now, aren't ya?

Screw you. I've been relying on my phone's Mobile Hotspot far too much lately.

Nov
8th
2017

Hey, hey Comcast... · 3:34am Nov 8th, 2017

Screw you. The internet went out for almost half an hour while I was studying for a quiz.

On the side note, my highlighter ran out of ink while I was highlighting pages of my textbook during my study session.

Apr
25th
2016

... and finally... · 10:45pm Apr 25th, 2016

So, I know that I might've said that the "Screw Space!!!/Screw Time!!!" series was gonna be a trilogy, but technically, I had been planning out the entire thing to land back on Bootsy Slickmane's story, Tirek and the Tuber. That being said, the final story in the trilogy won't be a full story, but as a short story down below.

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Nov
18th
2017

This is why I don't play Minecraft anymore. · 12:11am Nov 18th, 2017

Or at least, servers.

'Cause it's kinda impossible to play really anything when everyone around you is seemingly teleporting every five or so seconds.

Screw you, Comcast.

EDIT: One more thing: Hotel wifi is literally better than my own, and that's saying something. Not that I'm currently at one right now, just something that I remembered from over Summer Break.

Mar
7th
2017

And screw the guy who just wrecked me on BTD battles. · 12:45am Mar 7th, 2017

Wrecked. By a person with nothing but dart monkeys.

I had supermonkeys, and they survived camo-regen zebras with nothing but five dart monkeys.

Reported them for hacking, though I want my 2000 medallions back...


Sorry if I'm just venting now. It's really irritating when someone feels so weak that they turn to hacking the game just to feel better.

Nov
27th
2017

Sheesh, Comcast. · 12:53am Nov 27th, 2017

Playing a game? Why not cut the internet for just long enough for me to get disconnected before going back up?

Huh?

Huh?

Oh wait. That's just what happened.

Mar
8th
2017

This is what I have to do to maintain my internet. · 2:12am Mar 8th, 2017

Now that I've figured out the wonders of image hosting, I'd might as well show y'all how I'm connected to the internet half the time.

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Nov
25th
2017

One day. · 3:40am Nov 25th, 2017

Yesterday was probably the only day I've seen since I moved here where my internet didn't drop out.

Today made up for yesterday's lack of crap internet.

Oct
22nd
2017

Screw Comcast. Again. · 6:28am Oct 22nd, 2017

Haha... don't you love it when your internet cuts out every other minute? :pinkiecrazy:

All I was trying to do was search up a user's manual for a soundsystem I was helping my dad install.

GUESS WHAT HAPPENED?!

In the end, I just gave up, walked out of the basement so I had 4G access, downloaded said manual, went back into the basement and read the manual.

BUT STILL.

SCREW YOU TOO, COMCAST.

Aug
12th
2017

I decided to play Castle Seige on Mineplex for the first time in over a year. · 11:18pm Aug 12th, 2017

Hackers everywhere, a crazy ranting nazi with like, 5 alts, and more internet connection drops from Comcast than I've ever seen in a row.

This is why I rarely play on servers anymore.

And screw you too, Comcast. Hotel internet is better than you, and that's saying something.

Nov
27th
2017

Haha. · 4:14am Nov 27th, 2017

Silly Comcast, you know I'm watching a video about Net Neutrality, don't you?

Jan
5th
2018

That was more painful than it needed to be. · 5:12am Jan 5th, 2018

The homework assignment I just did only should've taken maybe 10 or so minutes to finish. It took 2 hours. Can you guess why?

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Jun
16th
2017

Yay... a whole freakin' outage wave hits my room. · 11:18pm Jun 16th, 2017

My little brother and I were just in my room, with me playing a high-stakes round of BTD battles that was clearly steering towards a win for me with a 1000 medallion reward, and my brother watching youtube videos on my computer.

Suddenly, at the same time, the video he's watching freezes, and on the match, I get auto-kicked from the game for losing connection.

IT'S A GOOD FREAKIN' THING I HAPPENED TO BE PLAYING A ROUND I WON A FREE ENTRY FOR. THOSE BATTLE ARENAS ARE EXPENSIVE!

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Nov
26th
2017

Guess what? · 9:48pm Nov 26th, 2017

Nothing changed. Just as I expected, my internet was crap for all but one day, the few times where it was running well my entire team was always consisting of people who thought that building brick pyramids and camping for iron armor was better than trying to get ahead of the competition, and consequently causing the entire team to be slaughtered by an opposing team with full diamond armor and obsidian.

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Nov
23rd
2017

Geez. · 1:10am Nov 23rd, 2017

I'm literally just trying to watch a video on black friday deals on Youtube.

Guess what video happens to be freezing every ~1.5 seconds and making me wait another five minutes for the next second?

I should probably just use my phone's mobile hotspot for everything instead of just for posting these rant blogs.

Apr
12th
2017

This is why I'm annoyed every day. · 1:22am Apr 12th, 2017

It takes on average, about three to five minutes to load a google search over the internet here.

I have homework to do, and sometimes the textbooks don't contain the information I'm looking for.

The worksheets are updated faster than the textbooks are.

I have to search up the answers about 25% of the time.

Comcast doesn't want anyone to have a future, because that way they end up wasting away watching cable TV from Comcast.

Because screw them more then ever.

Mar
7th
2017

Seriously, can somebody just fire a rocket or something at Comcast HQ? · 1:18am Mar 7th, 2017

Or maybe hit 'em with an EMP.

Either way, my internet just cut out, and I'm just glad that I've got mobile hotspot on my phone. Slow, but reliable.

Separate Universal Studios from Comcast, chop NBC out of Comcast too, and then fire a high-power emp or something at them Universal Studios and NBC are worth saving. Screw Comcast.

Dec
27th
2017

The day AFTER Christmas · 4:49am Dec 27th, 2017

Aaaaand everything immediately seemed to go down at once.

I'm talking my internet, obviously.

'Cause guess what went down every minute, back up half a minute later, then down again after another minute?

Exactly.

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