[ satire ]
The Government says that says that I must obey its traffic-laws. If I choose to risk my life by driving recklessly, that is my choice. ¡Free Dumb! I refuse to get a driver's license and never obey traffic-laws. If I die, it is my choice. I have an example from last Tuesday:
The 💀 deaths ☠️ of these idiots does not bother me because they do it to themselves by refusing to wear masks 😷 and get 💉 vaccinated, but the hundreds of thousand these morons murder by overwhelming the hospitals 🏥:
¡ 
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The local clinic was supposed to get its MultiVariant vaccines against SARS-CoV-2 in mid October, but because of a SNAFU, it did not get the vaccines until mid November. I had an appointment for vaccination on Tuesday the 12,022-11-29th).
After 3 years without a respiratory infection. I have a respiratory infection:
This last Thursday, which is a Holliday in my country, I must have drank too much coffee because I got coughy. I was with relatives at the time, as is the tradition in my country; so now, probably infected them. This must be from work:
I have ribosomes pumping out SpikeProteins as I write. My immune system should have a robust reaction to them.
By the way, the vaccine comes with free 5G. ¡The reception is great! 
I should have many antibodies when I shall watch Avatar 2: The Way Of Water. ¡I wonder what will happen to Aang and Korra!
The antimasking antivaccing CoViDiots could have gotten vaccinated, but did not. They died. Vaccination prevents 91%* of deaths.
0thly, my girlfriend is not a QAnonDeathCultist. She is simply a wuss afraid of medical procedures. This has already cost her many teeth in her 40s because she is too afraid to go to the dentist for maintenance and repair (her fear of the dentist causes her much more pain and suffering than the dentist ever could (at this point, her teeth are to bad from neglect that the dentist would probably have to pull all of her teeth and fit her for dentures)).
I always figured that the whiners were just faking. I personally do not know anyone with adverse reactions.
I once had a bird.
Her name was Enza.
I opened the window;
and in flew Enza.
The clinic gets its vaccines in October. I contacted the clinic in late September and learned that the vaccines against SARS-CoV-2 Multivariate before December, but I could get vaccinated against Influenza in October. I signed up for a vaccination against Influenza on the 12022-10-26th and a vaccination against SARS-CoV-2 on the 12022-12-06th.
Since it gets brought up a lot these days, I'd find it fascinating to know: how do these two viruses compare? Say, on death rates? What sort of numbers are we talking about here?
First, a few clarifications, and then the numbers themselves. Please note that all this is for casual purposes only: this is not an official analysis!
Once again, the antivaccers killed someone much more deserving than life than they:
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