Sorcerer: You know, Nighty, from the day I first met you, I knew you were the one!

Nighty: You threatened me with a pitchfork first, but likewise.

Sorcerer: I mean, we both like being evil, we like to make fun of things! I guess being stuck with you for 8 years in a badfic only theater makes love blossom!

Nighty: You sure it wasn't Stockholm Syndr-

Sorcerer: Don't. Just don't.

Nighty: Fine.

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Just answering someone's rather rude philosophy (Won't say a name)

The only way he could surprise me now is if he posted a blog on his FIMfic account admitting that this was all just a really elaborate trolling scheme this entire time:

One of my fanfics was riffed, and I figured I'd make it clear for people who aren't brainwashed by trolls and mockers,

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/356458/friendship-is-failure-3-beast-boy-in-equestria

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I am very angry right now (With all that's been happening lately) But I'm not trying to start any fights here, I'm just finally standing up for myself and Speaking my opinions

As you know, I write a certain way (My way) which many people seem to take a pleasure riffing me, throwing it my face and being unecessarily rude and obnoxious to me, and even then some they tell me things like...

"Make your characters believable"
"Make them suck less"

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Next Time On SFT400

Sorcerer: Her name is Ashley

Sorcerer finds his long lost sister.

Nighty: I'm going to have to remember that.

Sorcerer: No need. She says it every 10 seconds.

While Twilight, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash read one of the worst fanfics of all time.

Rainbow: Since when did Applejack have a coltfriend??

Will the Mane 3 be able to survive the story and Sorcerer's torture devices?

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Sorry it's a tad late. We didn't give ourselves enough time to trim the last riff to its final length. It's done now, though, and right here. Unsurprisingly, a lot of people died trying to conquer just the FIRST story in here.

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