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The Mountain that lies within Southeast Wales, t'is named Blorenge.

I'm looking for someone who can translate normal speech into Zecora's style of rhyme. I could probably do it myself, but I'm a lazy guy. But in all seriousness, I plan on featuring Zecora in the future, and I want to do her speech pattern right.

So, does anyone where I can find someone, or perhaps a group, that has a good grasp on our favorite zebra?

i'm a little desperate.................................

do anyone of you know how to do a good rhyme?

i'm in dire need of a zebra character to continue the fic.

if you have a zebra OC, can i please borrow it? along with your ryhming abilities?

i can't give the specific details here but, let's just say he/she'll play a pretty large role in Vann's life in Zebrica as a forced deity (or beyond).

Where the brambles are the thickest,
And howls of wind make blood curl,
There you find,
Where our pony reflections whirl,
A pond beyond the thickest vines,
Blackened and thorned like a lady's fate,
A whisper travelling from th' romane ear,
And though curiosity is tempting bait,
'Tis not a tale many a foal should hear.

Coming soon....
Mirror Pool
(Entirely done in rhymes(annoying as f) the tragic tale of the cursed pool,
Brought to you by Chaos Cloud Productions,

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Here are a few poems I wrote during the production of a poetry book. I later decided to remove them from the book and publish them separately, as they are about G4 and thus would be difficult for the average joe to understand or "vibe with". Added some artwork for context.

"You're all Yak"

(C) Doodle-Mark

We’re jumping up and down hard,
Staring at each other’s eyes,

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I'll tell you. But not here. It's a touchy subject, you see? Cum here in the newest daily chapter and I'll you all about it.

TBad Dragon's Short Stories

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Got a minute? It will take you even less to read one of these unrelated short stories designed for instant reader’s gratification.

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Pear had to stop, to think and wonder
As an alpha wolf tore his ass asunder
How he made such an awful blunder
Underneath the starry sky.

"What say you?" to the wolf, he said
As the beast made his anus spread
Alas, no reply, but growling instead,
Red was dripping down his thigh.

Some time later, the Pear was done.
The Big Bad Wolf had had his fun
No longer in any fit state to run
Stunned, his final hour was nigh.

-Ben "Pear" Pearce, 2016

Shimmer, shimmer, tiny lights,
Precious flames that gives sights.
Burning brightly in our hearts,
Where dawn begins and hope starts.

Little bird on tired wings fly,
A noble giving ally.
Proud warrior fighting hard fights,
Hardy and true through the nights.

A timid clair spirits calm,
A true altruist not aplomb.
A jester brings joy to all,
More for her friends overall.

And of the dragon so fair,
With teeth, claws and mind sharp there,
one with daybreak thereupon,

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Okay, I know I'm not British, but as I'm a history nut, I thought I'd share a fascinating piece of UK history with you all. But first, the famous rhyme.

Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!
Guy Fawkes and his companions

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Darkness encompassing the last friendly light;
Pressure and pain and that sharp cutting knife
Puncturing your skin with all its force in a fight
On any night, stopping your flight.

It burns and it boils
and for all of your toils
it gives neither hid nor hair
as you slowly suffocate from the lack of air.

Your bones ache,
your skin and muscles are shredded off
and for every quake
you drown and you cough.

It's warm, deathly so.
When everything seems to blow
and you fall.

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I always have this feeling in the back of my mind when I think I know a chapter's "done"

Not perfect. true, but that can never truly be. But with my half day of writing and today- i.e. the 26th. I have about 4500 words- not the 5k I wanted true, but let's just say my life is weird.

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“MyHobby!” you say. “Where did the story come from, and why were you teasing it for literally four years before you actually started writing it?”

Rhythm and Rhyme was originally a much different story. It always centered around Button Mash and Sweetie Belle, maybe more so than the final product, but it has its roots going back many a year. I recall it being the first near-future Ponyville story I ever devised, and yet, it came out as one of the last.

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The dining room was eerily quiet. Belle had never seen it so lifeless. She stopped at the door, feeling as if she had trespassed on some sanctity that the castle had still kept hidden from her. She had thought she had come to know it so well, and yet...

But the candles were all lit, and at least an hour's worth of wax had dribbled to the stubs. That was part of what made it feel so sanctified, she thought. There was a solemnity, almost a cathedral quality to it.

"Please, sit."

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Roe vs. Wade

A Hoe Throwing Shade

I'm glad I checked the UrbanDictionary first, because I was going to use the verb "to cast" instead of "to throw".

I'm not too familiar with UrbanSpeak/GhettoTalk or whatever it's called.

Well, random post...

Regular reader, Fluttercheer writes:

[March 26th Sixth Season Premiere detailed in EqD]

Fluttercheer, we apparently read the same periodicals.

Question: Will I finish before the premiere?

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I'm kinda annoyed that I didn't find the time for a proper Nightmare Nightish fare, but hopefully this Luna limerick will do in lieu.

Also, ten internet points to whoever uses this {either the story or the read version} as a bedtime story for their child.

All the creatures and critters,
Flying, walking, some swimming with flippers,
By their own way, yet constantly being hitchers.

Close by and sometimes clingy,
Every time I'm out on duty,
Sunny finds it so cutie,
Although it still annoys me.

Glancing at a mirror asking thee,
Give me a clue to this magical mystery.

Why do feathers and fur flock to me,
Is it the caring side they see?

Do I hold a sort of aura,
That exudes safety in a plethora,
Do they feel so secure,

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Watch this training video, practice these techniques in your spare time, rinse, repeat. Got to keep yourselves ready and strong if we're gonna rule the world and this fandom together, guys.

Credit goes to Jiggystash on YouTube for making this video.