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Apr
27th
2021

Wanna talk, kid? · 8:33pm April 27th

Paul sat alone outside, ignoring the stinging tears in his eyes as he silently watched the rain fall.

Why’d he even think of dating his own flesh and blood in the first place? If said flesh and blood was gonna end up sleeping with their own uncle?

He sighed heavily, hanging his head and hissing through his teeth.

“...Wanna talk, kid?”

Paul looked to his left, seeing a familiar changeling sitting a few feet away from him, probably to give him space.

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Report BezierBallad · 146 views · #Paul #Bezier
Apr
28th
2019

A Brief Look Into The Insanely Detailed World That Is Paul's Mind · 3:48am Apr 28th, 2019

Greetings, you curious readers! Seeing as I frequently get questions regarding when/how things will happen with my weekly review blog, I’ve decided it’s long-past time to show exactly how I organize everything. This blog will be a rundown of my methods for selecting what stories to read, when they are to be reviewed, and so on. It is, basically, a direct walkthrough of my actions, following along as I schedule a blog for this week in realtime. This will likely be a long and winding path, and

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Apr
28th
2021

Predictable · 1:19am April 28th

“So, Berry really did sleep with Toast?”

The half Umbrum sighed, staring at the texts. “...yes. She...she explained that she did it because our more private love life was ‘too predictable’,” he growled. 

“‘Too predictable’? What does she even mean by that?” Bezier inquired.

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Report BezierBallad · 77 views · #Bezier #Paul
Apr
9th
2021

It’s Been A While · 3:07am April 9th

Bezier sighed heavily as she continued her way down the street. However, she stopped when a familiar colt caught her eye. Not just any colt, but it was one of the triplets.

Paul.

Bezier bit her lip, just remembering the last time she ever interacted with him.

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Report BezierBallad · 46 views · #Bezier #Paul
Dec
18th
2015

Paul Mccartney is apparently a "New Artist"... Wow... · 3:59am Dec 18th, 2015

I think the image speaks for itself, but in case you're not in the know because you weren't born yet, Paul Mccartney was and still is a singer/songwriter for not only himself, but The Beatles as well.

Y'know...

...a band from the 60s.

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Jun
14th
2021

Yin and Yang · 3:24pm June 14th

”Passion, that is completely ridiculous!”

”It’s life! The kid has to learn to stand up for himself!”

Paul peeked into the room to see his fathers fighting, even in the midst of mutating on the spot. Umbra, with tentacles already protruding from his sides, retracted them in an instant upon seeing Paul.

”Son, hey. What is going on?”

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Report butters · 47 views · #Passion Fruit #Umbra #Paul
Apr
27th
2021

Cheater · 3:23pm April 27th

”...so you’re sleeping with Uncle Toast.” Paul looked up at his sister, tossing the phone he’d just looked through on the floor and turning away.

”P-Paul, I...It was...I-I didn’t...”

The half umbrum just shook his head, concluding that getting violent wasn’t about to do anything but make matters worse. ”If you didn’t feel like dating me anymore, you could’ve just fucking said.”

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Report butters · 83 views · #Paul #Black Berry
Jun
15th
2021

Stairs (But This Time No One Dies Lol) · 3:09pm June 15th

Whap!

Paul nailed Griff in the stomach with his two back hooves, knocking him down the apartment staircase. The umbrum snagged onto one of the rusty metal ledges, grunting.

”What the hell, man?!”

Paul snickered as he stamped on Griff’s only means of leverage, his mane flickering and beginning to flow like his father’s. ”Say goodnight, you closeted man-whore!”

There was a moment of silence before Griff bit down on Paul’s hoof.

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Report butters · 43 views · #Brock #Griff #Basher #Paul
Apr
9th
2021

Out of Context · 3:16am April 9th

”B-But Paulie!”

”I said no, Berry!!”

”Pleeeeaaase?”

”NO!”

Umbra quirked a brow as he walked past his children’s room. The door didn’t make a sound as he peeked into the room, watching Berry lower her head in front of Paul with a curious look in her eyes.

”C-Can I at least touch it...?”

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Report butters · 63 views · #Berry #Paul #Umbra
Jun
23rd
2021

Berry Boy · 11:55pm June 23rd

*casually ages the triplets up to be like 14*


Paul and his favorite blindfolded best friend were sitting at the edge of a building, the half umbrum smoking a cigar and trying his best to keep his goo-spitting tendencies under wraps.

”I still can’t believe you spit changeling goo all over Ms. Chrysanthemum...” Berry Boy smirked and giggled softly as Paul let a half smile split his lips.

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Report butters · 33 views · #Strawberry Boy #Paul
Jan
3rd
2021

3 years have passed and I still can't forgive Logan Paul · 11:43am January 3rd

Remember when he went to Japan where he was being massively disresepectful, racist, and made the country a joke of a place? As well as the notorious video where he and his friends visited Aokigahara and filmed a person who hanged himself?

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Aug
23rd
2015

I would like to see clips of Grandpa Lou Pickles from Rugrats get juxtaposed with Ron Paul · 4:50am Aug 23rd, 2015

...After all, doesn't Ron Paul just SOUND like Grandpa Lou?

Note to Keam: Check this out! I went on The UNOFFICIAL Rugrat Online (via the Internet Archive Wayback Machine) and found a Swedish VHS cover for what was released in the US/Canada as "Grandpa's Favourite Stories." I thought, "Well, why don't I enhance my point by juxtaposing it with Ron Paul. So here 'tis.

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Oct
17th
2015

It was a good week but still had a long day long one · 3:04am Oct 17th, 2015

As much i have a good time at the Paul Mccartney's concert the other night, i need to make sure I get as much studying for my mid-term as possible, so i started studying today and boy i am tired. I am heading to bed early ( again) since my brain is a bit mushy from studying for most of the day (since I have Mid-terms in a week and half from now.) Also i have work from noon to eight (pm) tomorrow, so i might need all of the sleep i need for tomorrow (this don't happen that often so i don't mind

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Dec
6th
2020

Lashing Out · 4:43pm Dec 6th, 2020

Passion and Umbra smiled as they watched their son comfort their daughter.

Bezier, however, had mixed emotions over the matter. “I... I don’t understand. Paul, I... you said you hated your sister...”

Passion looked over. “I ...it’s just common courtesy, alright?! I can’t hate her right now...she’s scared, and she doesn’t need me to add anymore bullshit to make the situation worse!”

“But... but...”

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Feb
24th
2019

My Movie Review on Help! I’m a Fish · 7:17pm Feb 24th, 2019

Yo, what’s up everybody?

It’s me with another film review, only this film...isn’t a very well-known film.

The film I’m reviewing today is “Help! I’m a Fish”.

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Mar
10th
2021

My Review of Ant-Man and the Wasp · 6:40pm March 10th

Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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Jun
3rd
2016

Review: Mishima: A Life in Four Chapters (1982) · 7:08am Jun 3rd, 2016

American director/screenwriter Paul Schrader's groundbreaking and immaculate Japanese language biopic of controversial Japanese writer Yukio Mishima not only manages to be an amazing portrait of an artist and his beliefs, but also an utterly fascinating and enrapturing artistic work of its own.

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Dec
10th
2015

Sunset: Vignettes--Some Explanations/Notes · 8:58pm Dec 10th, 2015

Here are, well more or less, complete notes regarding my new fanfic. or really a series of fanfics, since the stories in Sunset: Vignettes do not make for one big fanfic, but are rather divided into a set of stories that MAY have some connection with one another, though they are connected in some way to my main fanfics, much like my Sonata fanfics are only loosely connected by chapters, though they have some relation to my main fanfics.

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Apr
5th
2018

Favorite moments of cinema: Magnolia · 3:15pm Apr 5th, 2018

The birth of a master, Magnolia can be the most complex and clearer film testimony about the so-called structure and characters, which are developed here under 9 subplots that despite having a subtle narrative union between them, keep an evolutionary link within the 3 essential acts of the approach, confrontation and resolution.

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Aug
9th
2017

Original Song: Bon Voyage · 12:19am Aug 9th, 2017

I made this song because I have no life. I will be making some music to along with it, similar to Wash Dat Bass. :')

P.S. If you are a Logan Paul or Jake Paul, don't read too much into this. I was high on orange soda again when I wrote it. <_<


Bon Voyage

By Emma Lee Downs (AKA Lyra Alluse)

Bon, bon voyage,
Jake and Logan it's time to go-oh,

Bon, bon voyage,

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