Dreams Don't Turn to Dust Potential Parody · 3:14am Feb 23rd, 2017
The Dream Stone Turned to Dust... because it actually happened in M&L Dream Team.
The Dream Stone Turned to Dust... because it actually happened in M&L Dream Team.
Master That You Know
By Sky Blue CMC
A hundred thousand stories
Have filled with dread
All of these little ponies
In what they've read
Secretly waiting for their lives to fade
And with this transformation
Nothing stayed
Now my foes
Are bigger than I know
I'm losing all control
I never thought I'd lose it
Now I know
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh
I'm not the Master that you know
Whoa oh oh oh oh oh oh
Everything Wrong With
Fangs and Gangs: Prologue
This is a joke
(Duh)
Manehattan
2nd Lt. Blue Fang
Fang Gang
0950pmToday, we got orders to assist in a hostage situation. Our plan is to have me, Mantis, Stinger, and Dagger repel down the building and meet up with Hivehunter, Zen, Brokenwing, Mitchell, and Kydra and secure the hostage.
—Blue Fang
Undefeatable
by Sky Blue CMC
I'm undefeatable
Cause I'm as bad as it gets
I'm undefeatable
Any challenge I'll accept
I'm undefeatable
You haven't seen nothin' yet
I'm undefeatable
I'm undefeatable
When I was a kid
I saved up all my dough
To play the games from Nintendo
My mentor was KoopaKungFu
And my gaming was a bust
When I was a kid
I played as Mario
Kicked Bowser out of Delfino
And then I found the Castle Town
With Beanbeans in the club
When I was a kid
I can't think of lyrics but I'm calling it Dimentio.
Emeralds
by Sky Blue CMC
There were days
When each hour
Was a war I fought to survive
There were nights
Full of monsters
And I dreaded trying to fight
There were mines
That burst open
With a darkness that sucked all the light
But the mine took a spark
Like a torch in the dark
And the fire showed me the mine
{Pre-Chorus}
So I'm gaining my fame in the coal mines
Cause there's no other way we can start to shine
Friends, Bronies, Countrymares, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Discord, not to praise him.
The evil that mares do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Discord. The noble Tia
Hath told you Discord was ambitious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Discord answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Tia and the rest–
For Tia is an honourable mare;
So are they all, all honourable mares–
I wanna post them somewhere other than just my blog. Don't say The Shameless Self Promotion Bureau, as I'm already in that.
Undefeatable, by Sky Blue CMC
I'm undefeatable,
And I'm as bad as it gets,
I'm undefeatable,
Any challenge I'll accept,
I'm undefeatable,
You haven't seen nothing yet,
I'm undefeatable,
I'm undefeatable!
I can't think of the rest of it, though.
Everything Wrong With
Equestria Girls Random Scenarios: random moments #04
This was a request
(By this fella)
Zephyr Breeze was focused on one of the many games he had installed on his laptop, sitting on the sofa with a can of soda at his side.
The worst character ever is given the worst introduction. Not like the introduction is bad, but what he’s doing is bad.
*giggle* just got a sudden idea for a paradoy of "Handclap" by Fitz and The Tantrums.
... now the only trouble... re-writing the lyrics without breaking the rytheme.
A parody of Angels called Strangers, and...
...a parody of Strangers called Angels.
I don't have lyrics.
The Bluest Fangs
This is a joke.
(Duh)
The egg hatchery. The coldest, darkest, and sometimes even most depressing part of the Hive.
Doesn’t sound like a good place for eggs.
Sin Count: 1
The small eggs were protected from the bad conditions by special silk webbing.
So I guess you want me to remove that last sin, well, I’m adding another because what that system fails? What’ll they do then?
Parody I guess...
There is only one thing,
This kind of damage can bring,
Crystal's Supernova am I right?
And look this giftwrap too,
It's an important clue,
It's from my present to Mario tonight!
Mario disappears,
Crystal Star steps in,
He must be working to protect him!
My only explanation,
My speculation,
Is that some supervillain is after Mr M!
It's a good thing I'm here,
I'll protect him without fear,
The plumber I secretly love!
And with all of my light,
Partners in Time
by Jaydove (or Sky Blue CMC)
A spark's soarin'
Down through the open
Skies and destroyin'
All over Toad Town
A slow motion
Wave of destruction
Turns my devotion
To take the ship down!
I can't think of the next part, but the chorus is...
We fought all through the night
Oh, oh, but we made it alive
The Shroobs met their demise
Oh, oh, we are Partners in Time!
Last fight of this game is so hard
amphigory
\AM-fi-gawr-ee, -gohr-ee\
noun
1. a meaningless or nonsensical piece of writing, especially one intended as a parody.
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