So, when I play I my guitar a bit 'too loud', by my gran's reasoning, even though she has the TV loud enough to wake the dead, she'll text me to turn it down.

Take note of that last bit. Then understand I was playing an acoustic guitar... Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, grandma... That's why it's called 'acoustic', we've been over this.

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