...yes. She also loves her some Manicotti.

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Try eating 30-40 olives.

It's healthy! It's stylish!

You will most certainly not regret eating 30-40 olives.

It only takes Pickleless' left arm, separate from his body, to change a light bulb.

Pickleless owns a total of 2 dollars on him most of the time.

Between the ages 14 to 17 Pickleless was just gone.

As in not there.

Where was this human being back then?

One time he went bowling.

Pickleless secretly re-classed from a level 15 Cleric to a level -π Bard.

Contrary to popular belief, Pickleless is not a fruit.

Pickleless is very bad at getting back to people.

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After tea and snacks have been handed out to everyone...

Twilight: "... You're telling me that the princesses deliberately faked their kidnapping and banishment and you going evil?!"

Shepherd: "You sound like me when they told me the plan."

Twilight: "All of this just so they could have a vacation?!"

Shepherd: "Now before you twilight out, Twilight, hear me out."

Twilight: "You made me into a verb?!"

Pinkie: "Ooh! It can also be an adverb! Neato!"

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Man. This is honestly some of the best excitement I've had in a while.

Just wanted to make a quick thing saying I'm gonna go to Bronycon this year, so hmu if you're going o:

Look for the girl distributing "THE GOSPEL OF RARITWI" fliers and murmuring "have u heard of our lord and saviors the purple girlfriends"

It'll be great

AND ALSO QUIIIICK REMINDER FOR THE CONTEST that will be judged soon once my job finishes murdering me and thank you all for your patience ;o;

love,

mono

p.s. i hope you all had a nice day o:

Yes and no, personally I've found with Blender since I've been using it for the past four years it's easy to learn, but hard to master, possibly easier for me, because with Blender I already know the UI.

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Hey everyone, I know it's been a long time since I been on here and done anything. I really should change that, I just haven't had much motivation to do any writing. So, if you toss me ideas for my current stories that are unfinished, but not on hiatus.

Bootlegging
Starbloom Chronicles II
The Return of Mare Do Well
Meeting of Worlds - A Crossover Story

I'll see what I can do.

Robotics + Game Development (Without actually knowing what I was doing) +Easy but extremely time consuming math homework = sleep deprivation.

Time to kick off a crazy collab!

http://www.fimfiction.net/group/212036/collab-o-tron

40 Followers?!

Like... Wow! That's awesome! You guys are the freaking best!

*exagerrated bow, followed by genuine smile*

Seriously, it means a lot to me.

~Knightalie

Well, of course I missed it, but it seems this site has to deal with me for eight years and two days already. So much for making an account to literally read one or two fics and telling myself that I won't start writing pony stuff, like, ever.

Little known fact, later I changed it to not-writing mature pony stuff, but this only worked until early 2014, so it really was a slippery slope of horse degeneracy (now that's a sentence you've never heard before).

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I have been tossing around the idea of Big O in Equestria. So far, I have a few ideas on how it could be done, but I just don't have the skill to write something like that.

So I decided to put some of the more complete ideas here!

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I can just picture Discord doing this to the ponies of Canterlot at the Grand Galloping Gala

Shining Armor slowly came to, and took quick notes on his situation: His horn had a magic resistant ring around it, he was tied up, and he was sitting in a chair. No doubt he was about to be interrogated and tortured by the Evil Dark Emperor Shepherd.

Shepherd: "Oh hey, he's coming around!"

He opened his eyes to deliver a spirited declaration that he would never break and Long Live Celestia and Luna... And his declaration stalled out as he perceived his surroundings.

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... but probably relevant:

A DIFFERENT POINT OF VIEW
an MLP Science Fiction tale. Ever stop to think what even the most routine magic would be like to a technological race? What if they accidentally got in the way of Luna's adjustment of the moon?

I am also just beginning to rewrite a Grumpy Goat <tail> that is not on this blog yet. I will post both versions of:
FOR THE LOVE OF ANNIE
One version will be presented as a regular GRUMPY GOAT <tail>

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