So, you might have noticed that the last official Bean chapter was published all the way back in January.

Since then, nothing. But why?

Well, didya ever have one of those ideas that was great in your head, but when you wrote it down, you found out it was absolutely horrible?

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All the info you need is right here!
Edit: I should note that this is being put together by Qqwerty659, and not by me, so if you have any questions, send them over in the YouTube comment section or by messaging him here on his user page.

Can you believe that No Nose was published 3 years ago today? Crazy, eh?

I was gonna do a special anniversary chapter in Preggo Nose, but real life has conspired against me and I don't have one ready. (But I still want to do one later. :) So, instead, I thought I'd put up a little question in the official Bean group for all of you to answer, if you'd like. Or, if you'd prefer, you can leave your answer here.

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"What happened in here?" Celestia asked as she looked over the half inch of water that evenly coated the floor of her personal chambers.

"Daddy's fixing the leak in the bathroom sink," Apollo replied from atop his perch on the bed. "But it doesn't like him, so it's spitting at him. A lot."

"I see. Is he still in there?"

"Yeah," Apollo said as Celestia's magic hoisted him on to her back.

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Have you ever said to yourself, "Self, I sure do like that No Nose Knows story, but I wish I could listen to it, like while I'm driving, or doing household chores and such. But I cannot stand that automated reader! Alas, poor me!"

Your problems are now at an end, good friend! Thanks to Fire Hearth, you can now listen to a dramatic audio recording of the first chapter!

Interested? Then check go it out!

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Because this picture of Celestia and Pollie is just too adorable.

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Chatbot, write me a story about a commoner pony named Baked Bean who has to marry Princess Celestia because he touched his nose to hers.

Once upon a time in the enchanting land of Equestria, there lived a radiant and benevolent ruler, Princess Celestia. Her gleaming white coat and flowing, pastel-colored mane were the talk of the kingdom, but it was her wisdom and kindness that truly endeared her to her subjects.

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So, the next chapter of This Nose is being edited and red pencil'd as we speak, so give it a bit and you'll have more Bean goodness to enjoy.

But! The main point of this particular post is to let you all know there are small changes being made to No Nose Knows, that delightful little story that got this party started.

Are there huge, world-altering edits?

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Have you seen the latest fanfiction they just approved? I think it's a real winner, personally, but I'll let you be the ultimate judge of that.
Further commentary to follow. Stay tuned. :)

...but I shall focus on just one of mine for today. Namely, an egregious error in No Nose Knows.

From Jake the Army Guy:

Yo, duder!

SO, I'm writing a blog doing mini reviews of the stories I have displayed on my user page. As I copied the description for No Nose Knows, lo and behold my spell check found something!

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Hope all you moms - in all your wonderful different varieties - have a happy mommy day.

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“But, why is Prince called Baked Bean? Prince is pony, not food.”

“Why would I be a food?” Bean asked.

“Ponies have names that tell what pony is,” Horwitz said matter-of-factly. “Celestia raises sun, Luna raises moon. Pinkie Pie is pink, Pony Blueblood is noble. So Baked Bean should be food, not pony.”

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