Hey y'all. I've been pretty absent lately, so I thought I'd give a little greeting and an update

Things have been so busy lately--the culprit being College Finals. Been working on my movie project as well as helping my other teammate's with theirs. And my other class finals on top of that While also being busy with work, friends, and other activities. It's been pretty hectic for the last two months, which puts a damper on my writing time.

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Serena and May return!?Oh man!First,Korrina.Next,The Alola gang.Then,Iris.And Now,Serena and May!!!What episode number will it be!?Also,I have no idea who they’re fighting.

A while back, I tried to set up a writing contest in honor of the new Devil May Cry game coming out (originally deadlined August 20th, the day before the GAMEScom demo reveal), but alas, very few people showed interest, and even fewer still spoke up when I either reminded those interested of the deadline, or suggested a deadline extension.

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Hey y'all, happy mother's day! Sorry I'm so late with this blog (or any kind of blog in general). I've been absolutely fucked for most of April. If you and your mom are still on good terms, let you know you love her. And even if you're not... try or something? Or don't, I dunno, I'm just some dude on the internet, I can't give you advice worth for shit.

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(This is an obvious parody of "The Devil went down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniel's Band, in case you couldn't tell)

Ben Swolo went down to the Multiverse,
he was looking for an OC to make
He was very bored, and his hoard
of characters felt too fake.

When he came upon this young colt
swinging his lightsaber and playing it cool
and Ben Swolo came around and said
"Boy, I guess you ain't a fool!

Now I bet you didn't know it,
but I'm kind of a Jedi too

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Hi! Its been awhile since I’ve done a blog post. I have a few new stories and am working on more.

Lately, I've been playing a lot of Hades, a Greek mythology-themed rogue-lite where you try to resolve the pantheon's family drama by repeatedly attempting to escape the underworld.

Don't worry, I'm going somewhere with this. Mild game spoilers ahead.

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FINALLY! I finished writing the prologue chapter for my book series... now I have to reread & edit it for mistaking before sending it off to be edited by somebody else!

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May the Fourth be with you...

Spaceballs is a (relatively) well-known parody of Star Wars.

During the character planning, Yoda was to be a gnome. Let's just be happy that that was changed.

Yoda was also planned to be played by a monkey.

E.T.'s species made a cameo in The Phantom Menace.

The sound a lightsaber makes is actually the noise of old TVs starting up.

I've never been too much of a Star Wars fan, but I've watched a movie or two. Kinda.

And now, for your amusement, here's an animation making fun of the Disney trilogy.

I’m a huge Star Wars fan, and this day makes my proud to be!

Yes, I know this is late

Hero, you idiot

One thing that isn’t late is May the fifth! Feliz Cinco de Mayo!

MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU ALL!!

Quick announcement: I will be taking a month break from making scene analysis blogs because I want to make room for my reviews of the season 3 specials for “The Owl House”…as well as throwing in a random Cartoon Network show at the end because why not?

Anyway, here is my movie review list for next month!

May 7th-The Terminator (1984)

May 14th-Predator (1987)

May 21st-The Matrix (1999)

May 28th-The Fast and the Furious (2001)

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I've recently rediscovered my love of Devil May Cry, and I've also relearned how much fun I have writing my crossover story for it. So officially, along with The Pale Condition, I will now add it to my priorities for writing. I can't believe I've put it off for so long, we could be well in on the action by now if I'd kept it up!

I look forward to adding more chapters as we go. Peace out!

As I hope most of you know I was diagnosed with Ehler-Danlos about 2 years ago. May is EDS awareness month so to do my part I will be posting a random EDS fact every day as well as encourage you all to ask me questions. In return, I'm going to do my best to update as often as I can so here is random fact one!

I modified the cover art for Royal Icing. Not my best work, but better than it was.

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I made this for yooooooooooooooooooooooou!
Accept my gift.
Accept my love.
And Accept Vergil as your true God!

Now that we can stop spamming that fucking Justin Timberlake meme every day, how about we celebrate with a different song to celebrate the first month of summer: