I'm not here to give another life update. Suffice to say, I've about given up on keeping myself "together". I'll try and get stories out, but I make no promises about when or what or anything.

But, for those who still care:
Beanis is back! Remember the beans? Majin does. Go give him the usual love/hate.

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(Oh, and go back and read my own Beanis content. If you already have, do it again. DO IT.)

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Ok, so I've been watching this show called Red vs Blue on Netfilx, which, despite the rudeness, is utterly hilarious. Anyway, I guess I should promote something, right?
*Blink And You Miss It -A story inspired by, but completely unrelated to the Blink-verse. Also my favorite teleportation fic so far.

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I'mma just pounding out the content!

Stay classy. 'Cuz I won't.
-Fuzz

Well, I am indeed sorry for the delay for this review, but here it is now:

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Majin Syeekoh could use a hand

He's good folks if you can spare some bits.

The quality of today's story will hit you right between the eyes.

Solving for Death
[Alternate Universe] [Comedy] [Dark] • 3,024 words

In a miscommunication gone awry, Starlight Glimmer has killed Twilight Sparkle with a fork.

Luckily for Twilight, Starlight's already acquired a resumé in doing the impossible.

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Overall. Retain the bathwater to maintain the baby.

Best lines:

“... says you! You could corner an entire new market of Sexy Apples with the Great and Powerful Trixie drizzled upon their countenance! Their flavor would be absolutely—”

“—kind of tart, probably.”

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Getting back into the swing of things! Five new stories, five new reviews, all in the span of just a couple hours of work. Glad to see a number of folks are writing new stuff, as I’m always happy to see things from folks I follow.

Today’s stories:

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Thought I’d get some work done for the Royal Guard and read a few pieces I’d been putting off reading for a long time.

Today’s stories:

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So a few months ago, I started blogging recommendations of some of my favourite stories by some of my favourite people on fimfiction. Here's my September, October, and November recommendations, and now it's time for December!

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After a week of having a badly distorted sleeping schedule that made me too tired to be productive half the time, I have finally righted the ship of sleep to the point where I am actually awake during daylight hours and asleep at night (for at least a few hours). In celebration, I thought I’d start attacking all the new stories I missed reading while I was dazed and confused for the holidays.

Today’s stories:

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Ahh, hey guys this is the con post! Here I will tell you all bout the con, who I met and what I did, plus the stuff I bought. It was a blast except for the fact that the hotel didn't work. I attended two panels which I will mention below and met a ton of fellow writers.

I'm also extremely tempted to play becoming popular in the background. Always have cool music playing in the background even if your movie doesn't have hobbits. It also helps with writing but that's beside the point.

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A couple weeks ago, Prak invited me to join The Royal Guard, a group whose purpose is to highlight good stories on the site, but which has not made a site post in quite some time. They were being reorganized, and Prak was looking for people with reviewing experience to drag onto the team.

Naturally, I got drafted.

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